How would you describe yourself...

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How would you describe yourself in a semi humorous way?

I would have to say: Warning: Does not play well with people. May force toxic levels of useless information on you. Do not pet. Avoid making loud noises.

i wouldnt i let others decide

There're these things someone made floating around the net, some ones I like for some reason:
"I work well with others. Others, not you."
"We're adults.... When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?"
"Never underestimate the total bat-shit insanity of the really quiet ones."

I can't think of any more right now.

Read this before making any aquatence with sophie:

1 When a subject is raised that has anything to do with a, mythical creatures, b, dreams or c, youtube poop vids prepare your self for a nother 2 hours of it
2 She hates sport and any partaking in a sporty activity would result in alot of moaning, complaining and swearing when dropping the ball
3 To read sophie's hand writing you need to be an expert in hyragliphics
4 No small grammar or trivia mistake will go unnoticed, this girl is very pedantic, I must warn you
5 If she is looking at your legs she is not perving on you, before you make any assumptions
6 She will follow you around and tap you on the shoulder instead of calling your name, so be cautious if your the type that is easily startled
7 Sophie is clumsy, when walking with her there will be plenty of stepping on toes and tripping over your heels, so wear thick protective boots to prevent serious foot damage

Hmm... My dad often calls me his shadow because I will mindlessly follow him around. I know I can't get most people's attention with my voice, so I tap them...

E'up 'eres a dodgey lookin one.

*A sign next to my house*

The 15 year old who lives here is autistic. SpongeBob haters are advised to not talk about SpongeBob, but please talk about SpongeBob with care. Do not stand within 3 metres from him with chemicals or disinfectants, as freaking out is possible. Talk slowly, as he is not a good socialiser and can be rather quiet. Do not ask him if you can use the computer if he is already on it.