What is the most embarising thing you have ever done?

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getting caught leavitating in the middle of the classroom in High School. sure it seemed impossible but I got written up anyway for it.

Valueman

I'am an aspie so I think this is valid you should get know me ....

^ You mean levitating? Wow.

For me, I once made a joking response to a person last year, a type of joke that my sister and I often made to each other. (I forgot what it was. It was a bit childish.) It would not have been embarrassing if the person was not black, as the joke could be taken as racially offensive. I didn't even notice that the person was black, nor did I intend it to have anything to do with race. When everyone acted mock-offended, I slowly realized what had happened. Now I think the situation was funny...

farting in church during a silent prayer.

* I'am not black but white ..

& that does not make any difference right?

Valueman

I had too much to drink at a wedding, and someone was teasing me by touching me over and over again, but I couldn't see them.......I got the idea that it was the person in front of me doing it to me and so I tickled them.......ahahahaha.....they got this funny look on their face, like why did I do that out of the blue.......you can imagine how emabarrassing THAT WAS.......

Around the age of 8 or 9, I wet myself at the grocery store while dressed in my full Girl Scout uniform...in front of people too.

It was bad enough that I had the accident...but the fact that I was dressed from head to toe in my uniform made it all the worse.

(when i was in the Girl Scouts, I was the only girl in the Troupe who insisted on wearing the full uniform to every meeting,..even the socks with garters ...I even collected vintage Girl Scout uniforms and invented a badge somehow based on the concept)...but that is off topic..

hmm let me think.... well I am in a fog right now so I'll just say there are too many to count.

Ha! Farting in church is nothing--EVERYbody does that! I bet I can beat you all. Picture it: It was in the middle of a busy department store at Christmastime. The store was packed. I tipped a decorated display Christmas tree on top of my head. (I was under the tree, searching for a specific ornament.) Shattered ornaments everywhere, popping like firecrackers. Store employees running around like chickens with their heads cut off. Shoppers standing, mouths agape. And me, on my knees with a tree on my head, afraid to move for fear I'd shake off more expensive glass ornaments. The employees asked me a couple of times, "Are you okay?" "Yes, I'll be fine if you can get this tree off my head."
Finally I was rescued and I remember a retarded-looking couple standing there, literally staring at me with their mouths hanging open. I felt like saying, "Why don't you put it on you-tube or something?!"
BTW, I didn't find the ornament I was looking for and was prepared to leave w/out buying anything, but out of guilt, did buy one of the surviving ornaments.
I didn't go back to the store for 2 years.
I am a legend now. hahahha

first one that comes to my mind is when I was in 11th or 12 grade, and was the only person on my high school dive team. We had a swim meet and dive meet that day. I went to take off my shirt, in the pool area, with alot of people all around, forgeting that I didn't have my swim suit on underneath(i usually wore it under my clothes on those days). I had my shirt half way off, exposing my top(no bra) to my coach and everyone that was looking my way.

It's a tie.
One is serious, the other one really is not.

The serious most embarrassing thing I have done is move in with untrustworthy people who promptly ditched town and left me with thousands of dollars of housing costs, so that I had to figuratively crawl on hands and knees before my parents and beg for help, having to admit a litany of mistakes and ignorance and how I should have just listened to them in the first place. That was my most shameful moment. Having to publicly reprimand myself for years' worth of lifestyle choices in order to regain my family's trust and acceptance. Screwed up.

The not serious most embarrassing thing I have done is get really drunk on brandy, go into the restroom, pass out on the floor, and be awakened by my house-mate, who innocently wanted to use the toilet. Instead, she had to be subjected to my drunken stupor, in which I proceeded to babble a nearly-incoherent mixture of Spanish and English that went something like, "para... para, bathroom.... para!! !", while I spread my hands out on the floor like I was trying to keep it steadily on the ground. Not at all dignified.

There's worse stuff, but I'll spare you...

This one's good.

Scene: my 10th grade history class
Cast: Me, my smokin' hot history teacher, the rest of the class
Story: It's the day before the unit test on the cultures of Africa, and the teacher is taking questions. I raised my hand to ask a legitimate question; I raised my hand to ask if she wanted us to know the role that sex plays in their society or do you want us to know the cultures' views on sex. So I asked, and she looked at me funny before stammering an answer. Satisfied, I looked back to my notes. Then she asked, "Do you have any idea what you just said?" I looked up, slightly confused. She went on to say, "You just said, 'Do you want us to know the role that sex plays in society or do you want sex?'" I turned and looked straight ahead, lowerd my head, and covered my face with my hands. The class laughed hysterically.

I actually was surprised because I didn't feel embarrassed, but I sensed I probably should be and acted accordingly, because if I didn't make it clear that it was a mistake, I would probably have gotten in serious, serious trouble. I thought it was actually pretty funny.

On a side note, that is my first and only Freudian slip that I can recall.

This one time, in band camp....

ah those are all great. thanks for yall's post.

valuman

..and then there were all those accordions i accidentally won on Ebay...