Xmas carols for the psychologially challenged

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Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenge

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are

AMNESIA: I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants....

PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why

DEPRESSION: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely

AGORAPHOBIA: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, But I Didn't Bother Leaving My House

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, (better start again)

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away)

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

SENILE DEMENTIA: Walking In A Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe

OPPOSITIONAL-DEFIANT DISORDER: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, So I Burned Down the House

Last edited by NYAspie on 15 Dec 2005, 7:07 pm, edited 1 time in total.

I'm guessing this is supposed to be Histrionic Personality Disorder?

Schizoid Personality: "Christmas (Baby Please Leave Me Alone)"

We can sing and deck the halls,
But I'm just not happy at all,
'Cause I remember when you weren't here
And all the fun I had last year.

*laugh silently.*
What's the Christmas Carol for AS?

gud point

Silent Night

We wish you a merry hand flap
We wish you a merry hand flap
We wish you a merry hand flap
And a happy non-existant social life

AS Carol: "Its the least wonderful time of the year",

There'll be excessive stimming
and much gaze avoiding
'cause everyone's too near!
Its the least wonderful time of the year!

This is the best Christmas-related post yet!! !!

Decided to flesh this one out...

Said the man in black to the fugitive,
Do you see what I see?
Said the man in black to the fugitive,
Do you see what I see?
An alien
On a business trip
Said the Wise Men's star was his ship;
They left Jesus on their last trip.

Said the fugitive to the leprechaun,
Do you hear what I hear?
Said the fugitive to the leprechaun,
Do you hear what I hear?
A spy, a spy
From the CIA
Found the bug in my head today,
Now they're gonna take me away.

Said the leprechaun to the frightened me,
Do you know what I know?
Said the leprechaun to the frightened me,
Do you know what I know?
Me arms, me arms, strapped across me chest
I must be in the cuckoo's nest
I must be in the cuckoo's nest.

Said the real me to the people in my head,
Listen to what I say.
Said the real me to the people in my head,
Listen to what I say:
My shrink, my shrink
Gave me Risperdal
So now I can't hear you at all,
So now I can't hear you at all.

Ghosts- awesome contribution. :D:D:D:D

Thanks...

I was thinking of writing the Schizoid one, since I came up with the name for it and a short verse above, but it wasn't coming to me as easily. I came up with another verse for it though.

Christmas...
All alone in my house
Christmas...
Screening all my phone calls.
Christmas...
It's like cheese to a mouse
Christmas...
Baby leave me alone.

Laughing so hard I can hardly type!! !

Aspie, the AS reindeer
Liked to put his stuff in rows
and if you ever met him
You'd see his obsessions grow

(like collecting lightbulbs!)

All of the other reindeer,
used to laugh and call him names
But that didn't mean poor Aspie
Never got to play fun games

(like perseverating on numerical patterns!)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
"Aspie, your brain is so orderly,
Won't you improve my flight plan for me?"

Then all the reindeer loved him,
and they told him with a grin,
"We're gonna have a party,
(but) Don't worry, you can sit and stim!"

(And that’s what he diiiiiiiiiiiiiid!!))

Man does that suck. I just wasted five minutes!

I lol'd

Tourette's Syndrome

Have a ****ing, *****y Christmas;
It's the *****iest time of the year
I don't know if there'll be snow
but have a cup of ****, you *******!
Have a ****ing, *****y Christmas;
And when you walk down the street
Say **** you to ****ers you know
and everyone you meet!

Oh
****
the M*****F*****!
hung where you can't see;
Somebody waits for you;
**** her once for me!
Have a ****ing *****y Christmas!
and in case you didn't hear me the first time...
Oh by ****
have a ****ing
*****y Christmas this year!

Nice one, Serissa. It's not as funny as some of the other stuff you've posted, but brilliant, nonetheless!