Funny things we do (or kids do)

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My daughter just came out of her room with pink marker all over her face. She said she wrote "I love you" on it so I would know she loves me. It really is just a bunch of lines. Much from her doesn't surprise me now, but that one did.
Anyone else with a funny story?

well, Last night when I left work, I ballanced an umbrella on my head and walked the 100 yards or so to my car just to see if I could. then at dinner I bragged to my parents who were like "you are very weird" lol

btw, Im 28, way too "old" by NT standards to be acting like that!

My yougest daughter does the whit woo whistle to ladies with tight abs. Really quite embarrassing for my wife.

Visualise a 43 year old getting on the swing set in a public park during his company's picnic...Funny thing is a girl from my job about ten years younger joined me for a few minutes...

I push my kids for a while, then i inform them its my turn.

Laughing all the while, as they push me.

when I yawn, sometimes I make this high pitched sound like the cracking of a young teenager's voice. And people are like, wtf was that?!

i was told the other day that i used to sleep in my school uniform when i was in primary school so i could immediately get up and race off to school. weird stuff. maybe i blocked that out of my memory.

This is, nearly ten years later, still my favorite favorite story about one of my kids. It has two related parts, based on the following fact:

When my daughter was five, she was fascinated with the fact that boys have penises and girls don't.

(1) She used to ask my husband if she could see his whenever he was getting into or out of the shower. One day, she asked him if she could see it when he was just sitting in the living room reading. The answer was, of course, no (giving her a glimpse when already naked is quite different from stripping for her in the living room ), which my husband phrased as "no, because I don't have it with me; I took it off and left it in the bathroom." She went running to the bathroom and came back confused because she couldn't find it. Explanation of the non-removability of body parts ensued.

(2) One day, she took a deflated balloon left over from a birthday party she'd been to and stuck it inside the waistband of her pants, so that it hung over the edge, like a penis. She was delighted with it, and wore it for days. She asked *everybody* if they wanted to see her penis. (That made for quite a lot of delightfully perplexed and often horrified looks on visitors' faces.)

The other night my youngest son (HFA) asked me what it means to "put your foot down." I thought about it and said that I think it means that you really mean something. Of course that was that. Later that evening he and I are taking our walk and heading back from the playground. Oldest brother (AS) is walking too far ahead and the youngest yells "stop right now or I'll put my foot down" Of course AS boy ignores youngest and keeps walking.

The second one was that we have taken to playing hide and seek in the evenings. Well, they hide and I go find etc. This happens about three times... I start to notice a trend, youngest is hiding in the same place EVERY time. (LOL the insistance on sameness) I tell him to go hide a different place.. nope he is still hiding under the futon mattress on the floor. He tells me later that it is the best place because it has pressure I was cracking up.

If anyone watched the rerun of "Full House" on Nickelodeon last night, it was the one where Candace Cameron went to Spain, and one of the Olsen Twins learned how to be a cook. However, she learned it the hard way. She put Velveeta cheese and olives in pudding.

That was funny!

I put the remote on my head.