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Granted, but they paint it with paint that will fall off in around half an hour.

I wish that a free Fender Stratocaster will arrive in the post tomorrow.

Granted, it arrives in the post tomorrow, all broken.

I wish for sunshine this afternoon.

OK sunshine here you come. The only problem is that a small hole appears in the atomsphere and UVB and UVC light comes to earth and burns up everything living in your back yard where you are sitting in the sun.

I wish for a cat which can fly

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted. You get a cat that can fly, however, it can't fly higher than 1 metre.

I wish my kitchen was a McDonald's Restaurant.

Granted, your family gets home from a holiday and you discover your house has been demolished and a McDonalds built in its place. However, they won't let you in or have any food.

I wish I had a McD Cheese Burger right now.

Yes... just for the mid-split-second of "right now." A hairbreadth of an instant later, the burger disappears.

I wish I could type 200 words a minute.

Granted, but due to the frenetic pace and all the friction your fingers catch fire after a few minutes.

I wish it was tomorrow yesterday.

Error processing wish... program halted... ERROR CODE: Wish not logical

I wish it would be a nice 85 FAHRENHEIT degree day, not too humid tomorrow. but nice and hot and sticky weather (mr McTell)

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

OK, you get your weather at your normal home location. But you do not get to enjoy it. You have to go on a business trip to somewhere with nasty cold weather. You have to spend 4 hours in a plane sitting next to a motor mouth who keeps on talking about the more tiresome subject in the world. The plane is full so you can not go to another seat.

I wish that my lawn would self rake, this would save me the trouble of having to rake it.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! but you have to still haul it to the recycle center

I wish it were a nice hot sticky 94 degree fahrenheit day tomorrow.

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, and thank you! The warm weather here in France is welcome, a nice 94 degree Fahrenheit.

I wish for the fine weather to continue, here in France.

I don't know where you are in France, but thought I'd check the weather forecast for Paris.

In Paris at least, heavy rain is forecast all through Tuesday and Wednesday.

And I wish I could find a girlfriend - to know how and where I could find one.

Granted. You find a girlfriend. Someone else's girlfriend.

I wish I had more paper.

Granted, expect a truck load of out-of-date newspapers to arrive tomorrow.

I wish I didn't feel so drowsy and crotchety today.

Granted. You go to sleep and miss the whole day.

I wish I could find a legitimate use for this smiley: (This post does not count).

OK the smiley finds a use it makes you happy, you draw it on some paper but something goes very wrong. After you have drawn it ten times it infects one book in your house. the infection goes from page to page, then book to book. Soon all the letters in all your books are replaced with the smiley.

I wish that Dr Bombay would appear at my place of work on monday at lunch time and entertain me with his songs, and cook me a curry. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTiMV1Vv1Tw (the film does contain some moments when a flashing light appears)

By the way see http://video.yahoo.com/network/10028466 ... &l=4418225 for a hip hop member of air crew.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.