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Granted, now you won't be able to access the internet since the old 3.1 didn't barely have anything.

I wish that my stupid msn would alert me when someone sends me a message!!

your wish has been granted, now everyone is going to nudge you and it is going to become very irritating.

i wish to sleep for a week?

Granted, now you can't get up for the next 5 days and you have tons of homework to do.

I wish I could have an HDTV.

your wish has been granted, but im afraid you have to pay for the hd channels.

No wish so I'll start up again.

I wish I could eat all the salt I wanted and not swell up!

Granted, instead of swelling, you shrink.

I wish I could teleport at will, a common wish.

Granted, but you accidentally teleport into outer space and suffocate.

I wish I lived in a city that had public transportation.

your wish has been granted, but remember, it is going to be pretty crowdy and you will bump into alot of traffic.

i wish that i had a boyfriend?

Granted, now you have a boyfriend who is lazy and he is unfortunately a bad one.

I wish I could instantly grow an afro?

Sure! You have a lovely afro now. But then a rabid weasel decides to take nest in it and well.... 27 shots to the stomach is NOT fun!

I wish I could have graduated college on time! (2 years ago)

you have graduated but you are known as the student who wrote a thesis on the interplay between sexual relationships and eating rock cakes, you are sadly never able to live it down. But it gets worse

PS A prof is looking for you and he wants you to write a PhD thesis on mystic experiences and eating upside down pudding. You are so short of money that you agree to do it. The local gutter rag newspaper are sending people around to your house to hammer on the door hoping for an interview with the student with werid research interests. ENJOY !

I wish that I do back flips and leap about like the lads in the background in the following film at about one minute of time. I also wish that I do not have to do anything as stupid as runing around a mop stick when the mop is on the floor *the lads appear to be doing that at the start without the mops).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sb9in1evFo

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! Both your wishes are nullified and void.

I wish I was a hottie.

Granted, Now you have alot of numbers and alot of girls after you, but the only problem is that you won't get to have time to do your own thing.

I wish that money came from trees?

Granted, but it turns out to be no different than before because money has always come from trees given that it's made from paper.

I wish I could make myself invisible whenever I wanted.

Granted, but you also wet yourself whenever you activate your invisibility.

I wish I had duck feet.

Granted, now you seen as a mutant with duck lets and human body.

I wish that everything was peaceful for me?