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Erminea Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2008Age: 55Gender: MalePosts: 9,083Location: Holland
Banned for overhauling and/or pimping your wheelchair. (60 Mph is a bit over the top, I think). Oh, welcome back, btw. (after being banned just now)
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for putting speed humps and high steps in front of wheel chairs.
superboyian Veteran
Joined: 9 Sep 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 14,716Location: London
Banned for putting yourself into a speedy zone.
Banned for getting in my way and slowing me down!
Banned for hiding my TV's remote control.
Banned for wanting it back, you said I could keep it - honest!
I did? Thought I said that about the little planting spade, since I have three of those, but.... Well um, you're banned.. because.. you've been sowing the veg seeds to close to one another. (the other day)
How did you know that? Banned for spying on me. (I have actually, some such as brassicas I always sew too many of and rather than waste them end up with a garden full of 'em. )
release_the_bats Veteran
Joined: 13 Jul 2008Gender: FemalePosts: 1,033
Banned for gardening.
Banned for dropping liter in our garden.
anarchybovine Deinonychus
Joined: 31 Dec 2009Age: 33Gender: FemalePosts: 395Location: Wisconsin
Banned for not separating your recyclables.
Banned for not recycling superboyian - his shoes and clothes in one bin and his body in another!
syzygyish Veteran
Joined: 3 Feb 2007Age: 59Gender: MalePosts: 8,086Location: swimming in the air
Banned for not separating the whites from the coloureds - now all my undies are pink!
Banned for having girly coloured undies.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Banned: For knowing that syzygyish has girly coloured undies.
Banned for wearing undies with a skull and crossbones motif on them!