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reginaterrae
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05 May 2010, 7:28 am

149-year-old TallyMan says that the secret to his longevity is spending 30 minutes fan-dancing each night before bed.



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05 May 2010, 7:36 am

^ :lol:

I'm going to kill whoever put superglue on this chair! :evil:


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05 May 2010, 7:49 am

Somebody smeared honey on these glasses.....



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05 May 2010, 8:00 am

How many hours do I have to sit today ? good thing I didn't forget the book, these men are boring



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05 May 2010, 8:10 am

They said it was raining men, but it seems to be raining twigs?



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05 May 2010, 10:21 am

I always need a book when I'm on 'the throne', or I just can't go.


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05 May 2010, 10:24 am

ZX Spectrum loading...



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05 May 2010, 10:33 am

**It's a must have dream car**


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05 May 2010, 2:53 pm

One Big Mack, coming up! :D


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06 May 2010, 8:06 am

I'M WEARING THIS HAT FOR A REASON! LOOK AT MY WIERD HAT!



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06 May 2010, 11:15 am

We've translated the hieroglyph: It means don't go through the star gate to this planet or you will be attacked by Indians armed with bows and arrows.


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06 May 2010, 11:16 am

Welcome to Wal-Mart



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06 May 2010, 11:33 am

OK mate, I'll give you £20 trade in for it off a new Toyota. It's a good deal and we'll even fix the brakes on the Toyota for free.


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06 May 2010, 4:19 pm

Hey, pretty girl -- come here often?



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06 May 2010, 6:49 pm

Damn this tiny calligraphy- I wish someone would invent spectacles! :wink:



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06 May 2010, 7:20 pm

Woof!