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08 Jan 2012, 1:34 pm

PsycStudent wrote:

The evidencec seem antedoctal at this point but there are other conditions that have that weird bor i winter thing to. Also, a lot of aspies I know are either lefties or amibdexterous

Autism is caused by plastic. Like to see someone try to avoid that!! !

The evidence is anecdotal. I'm trying to collect more anecdotes to motivate a serious study if it warranted. I started a new thread to that end. Go to "Auties and Aspies Birth Month" and add your 2 cents worth, please.

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08 Jan 2012, 1:37 pm

lilbuddah wrote:

Autism is caused by hipsters! Gentlemen, there is only one solution...We must exterminate the hipster population, warm up the death squads! We can lure them out with soy coffee and flaming lips songs!

argh hipster rage. they must burn. i'm indie herpy derp let me just get the same fingerless gloves as everyone else. RAAAAAAGE.

I apologize for that. I have a special place in my heart for hating hipsters.

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08 Jan 2012, 1:53 pm

Autism is caused by either;

Pot parties you were forced to attend in-utero because your hippie parents were clueless.
OR
Eating too much toothpaste when you were 2

(they were my ideas for my situation) :lol:

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10 Jan 2012, 9:44 am

Autism is caused by your parents shagging while you are still in the womb.

Trinidy
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10 Jan 2012, 10:05 am

Autism is caused by a hex from the ancient Mayans o.o

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10 Jan 2012, 11:45 am

Autism is caused by having a better taste in music than most people today, especially if that better taste is in ROCK MUSIC!!

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11 Jan 2012, 12:38 am

Autism is caused by not enough chocolate ingested by the mother during gestation.

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12 Jan 2012, 6:20 pm

Autism is caused by HICCUPS.

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12 Jan 2012, 7:42 pm

Rostrum Romae: Autism is caused by ME.
Kevinjh: Autism is caused by having autism. [Of course it is true. Tautology cannot be anything else!]

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15 Jan 2012, 3:51 pm

Autism is caused by very loud belching!

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16 Jan 2012, 1:02 am

Focusing on αὐτό.

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16 Jan 2012, 6:34 am

Autism ic sauced by All OF YOUSE INBABILITY TO REGURGITATE My SyCHIC Dreams !

Watchit!
AM shaking my sidekick atchoo!

Hand me a tissue will yiou?

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16 Jan 2012, 4:55 pm

Autism was caused by George W. Bush.

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16 Jan 2012, 6:06 pm

Autism is caused by one's parents visiting high altitude and conceiving a child above 7000'.

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16 Jan 2012, 9:41 pm

Autism is caused by chronic insomnia.

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17 Jan 2012, 12:07 am

autism is cause by being in your room too much

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