Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. See you same form, next thread!

I wish for a herring, to smite the evil with!

Granted! You get a red herring (symbolic of distracting information meant to divert) to smite evil with. It utterly fails.

I wish for more teddy bears.

Granted. The truck delivers them, they land on your house, collapsing it on top of you, causing your death. The headline in the news report is most amusing.

I wish for some lovely tea to cheer up my afternoon.

Granted, but you will never be able to drink tea again. Ever.

I wish for the lab report I'm currently procrastinating on to complete itself so I don't have to do it.

It completes itself, but it completes itself horribly.

I wish for an unlimited supply of pad thai.

Granted. You develop an allergy to it.

I wish my residence would be repaired correctly.

Granted, but then you get transfered in your job to Bismarck, ND (not that there's anything wrong with Bismarck, it just isn't where you are at now, is it?)

I wish for whirled peas.

Granted. You are now the receipent of pea soup, identical to what spewed from the girl in the exorcist. ( Genie did not know about the band).

I wish for all the flood water to drain away from the east coast and leave everything it touched pristine and clean.

Granted. But now all of that gunk is in the ocean.

I wish my cat would come back.

Granted. It brings all its many, many, many new friends with it, and now you're ever after to be known in your neighborhood as "that crazy cat lady".

I wish my sheets would change themselves, so I didn't have to bother to do it.

Granted. However they don't clean themselves soo you get A staph infection and start losing body parts from it.

I wish all the gunk that was washed into the ocen helps the sealife become healthier.

Granted, the sharks get so healthy they evolve to being able to hunt on land & now everyone wants to know who wished that.

I wish I could eat gluten again (I have Celiac Disease & can't eat it now)>

Granted. You now have to eat a gluten only diet, so you can't eat anything else, including the rest of what's in gluten containing foods.

I wish I had a fresh, warm, lightly buttered slice of homemade whole wheat bread to eat right now.

Granted. However, due to losing your hands from the Staph infection you are unable to pick it up and you starve.

I wish mindwithoutwalls would fully recover from his staph infection.

Granted. MindWithoutWalls dies and returns a staph-free zombie. I hope you're prepared for the undead hordes.

I wish for magical underwear that gives me mind-control powers.

wish granted....and they shrink 5 sizes when you put them on.

I wish I could see into the future.