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03 Mar 2013, 2:35 pm

Granted, but you can only play Romanian love songs.

I wish that I could see the future.

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04 Mar 2013, 3:36 pm

Granted. You will see the universe ending.

I wish for -1.8 children.

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06 Mar 2013, 9:21 am

granted- you have two kids with no legs

I wish I had a clean place?

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06 Mar 2013, 3:33 pm

It's so clean it's been cleaned out and there's absolutely nothing left there.

I wish the sun set late here all year round so I could enjoy long days at all times.

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06 Mar 2013, 3:40 pm

Granted. But the nights are now shorter, so you become more and more irritable as you get less sleep.

I wish for a better job that I like and pays more.

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06 Mar 2013, 7:59 pm

Granted. You now work for the richest person in your area who is bigoted towards Aspies.
You will be paid 75% less than your co-workers.

I wish that I had more time for exercise.

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06 Mar 2013, 11:57 pm

Granted. Welcome to unemployment.

I wish the United States would hurry up and adopt the metric system.

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07 Mar 2013, 12:40 pm

granted- we do, and just like in the 80's, when we tried, no one pays attention

I wish I had a furlong

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07 Mar 2013, 2:12 pm

You now have a furlong (201 metres) to walk from your bedroom to the nearest bathroom and an extra bonus furlong to the nearest kitchen/refrigerator.

I wish we could all get along safely with zero gravity.

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07 Mar 2013, 3:55 pm

granted- no one is fighting cus were all floating to space

I wish people wouldn't wish for stupid things?

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07 Mar 2013, 6:26 pm

Granted. All things will now outsmart you.

I wish the ozone layer was fully restored.

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07 Mar 2013, 7:11 pm

Granted! Everyone in the world wears gas masks to protect themselves from smog.

I wish people would more optimistic and less serious.

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07 Mar 2013, 10:48 pm

Granted. You can't get anything done any more as when something breaks, everyone just laughs. The infrastructure, the Internet, all technology everything falls apart because everyone thinks its so funny!

I wish all kinds of delicious fruit could grow from my ceiling.

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08 Mar 2013, 5:26 pm

Granted. Watch out for when they ripen and fall off of the ceiling, and don't forget to open a window to get rid of that fermented smell.

I wish spring were here.

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08 Mar 2013, 5:32 pm

Granted! It will be Spring year-round.

I wish for the ability to play the saxophone.

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08 Mar 2013, 5:58 pm

Granted. You will never have a saxophone to use your newly learned skills on.

I wish quicksand was slow so people had time to escape from it.

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