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danmac
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16 Dec 2013, 3:25 pm

it's your fault I can't see it....MOVE!

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16 Dec 2013, 3:38 pm

it's your fault your hair is a mess, just brush it already? :roll:

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16 Dec 2013, 9:11 pm

Your fault that you brushed your hair with toothpaste and red currant jelly.

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17 Dec 2013, 2:33 pm

It is your fault that the universe has been discovered to be expanding at an increasing rate, contrary to most previous scientific hypotheses.

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17 Dec 2013, 8:21 pm

Your fault that the universe cannot expand any further than the shoebox that we are in.

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17 Dec 2013, 9:51 pm

It's your fault that I'm getting ads in Japanese.

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18 Dec 2013, 7:53 am

Its your fault I have to get a dvd recorder but I have to wait until after Christmas because its too busy at the moment and the sales will be on after Christmas.

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18 Dec 2013, 8:00 am

It's your fault that my wife won't be able to come home for Christmas.

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19 Dec 2013, 12:15 pm

Your fault that 'Christmas' is not named in many American schools.

'Winter Holiday', instead.

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19 Dec 2013, 12:20 pm

You set the worms on me...

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19 Dec 2013, 3:32 pm

your fault there is no red wine anywhere

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19 Dec 2013, 5:14 pm

Your fault that the Gap Band stopped writing hits.

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20 Dec 2013, 8:00 am

I blame you for acid rain.

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21 Dec 2013, 6:54 pm

I blame you for the cold weather.

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