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20 Mar 2020, 6:34 pm

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^ Currently I’m going with the stoic idea that the only goodness and justice in the world is that which we place in it through acts of kindness, mercy and compassion.

(Hmmm... although this is getting a bit serious for this thread now :lol: )

in a ideal world btw which planet are you on.......? no worries on anyone selling you swampland now... they sold it all to me. :D


Haha! No, I don’t think humans act like that automatically: it’s a standard I try to hold myself up to, knowing I will fail, and fail often...
and knowing that, although it’s always gratifying to see someone else acting in a similar fashion, it’s foolish to expect to see it.



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20 Mar 2020, 9:42 pm

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Chew the end off your pen and nearly choke on it, like I just did. :roll:


ooh yikes


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21 Mar 2020, 10:43 am

Ouch!

Or chew on it and have the ink leak in your mouth. Ick!



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21 Mar 2020, 10:56 am

Saliva is nature’s miracle solvent: so remember to lick your boots clean.



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21 Mar 2020, 3:10 pm

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Saliva is nature’s miracle solvent: so remember to lick your boots clean.

EWWWWW........ :tongue: :silent:


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22 Mar 2020, 1:00 am

As you take your usual brisk walk at midnight, if you notice someone walking an EXTREMELY large pit bull, hide behind a bush, and as they come close, leap out in front of them, barking loudly.


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22 Mar 2020, 4:01 am

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As you take your usual brisk walk at midnight, if you notice someone walking an EXTREMELY large pit bull, hide behind a bush, and as they come close, leap out in front of them, barking loudly.


Remember to pad your underpants with bacon first.



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22 Mar 2020, 5:11 am

Yieeeeeeew nasty


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22 Mar 2020, 2:14 pm

Karamazov wrote:
Sylkat wrote:
As you take your usual brisk walk at midnight, if you notice someone walking an EXTREMELY large pit bull, hide behind a bush, and as they come close, leap out in front of them, barking loudly.


Remember to pad your underpants with bacon first.


loolz briliantly BAD advise :roll: but traditional experience with having been raised arround several pitbulls ,, they may just approach and start licking your underpants area first. loooolz ,, Pitbulls gotta bad rap,, unless trained otherwise.


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22 Mar 2020, 2:18 pm

find a fiesty feline then attach ball of catnip to the center of a larger piece of very sticky flypaper.
Then give cat the catnip on paper to play with .


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22 Mar 2020, 8:31 pm

eat a bug.



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22 Mar 2020, 9:28 pm

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eat a bug.

Thank you Auntblabby . badly needed validation , given new orders here from the state not to go out now. Food maybe scarce , sources of protien may
become scarce . :chef:


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22 Mar 2020, 9:32 pm

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eat a bug.

Thank you Auntblabby . badly needed validation , given new orders here from the state not to go out now. Food maybe scarce , sources of protien may
become scarce . :chef:

my japanese mother told me that things were so impoverished in japan after the war, that children congregated in front of shop windows that were illuminated, because that attracted bugs which they gobbled up as soon as they appeared.



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22 Mar 2020, 9:40 pm

I found out the hard way a few years ago that if you are allergic to shellfish, you're also allergic to crickets.
Didn't find the allergy warning until I had nearly finished the bag of cricket chips.
Not sure what other bugs fall into that category.



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22 Mar 2020, 9:43 pm

blech.

waste all your money on lotto tickets.



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22 Mar 2020, 9:58 pm

Take a freaking cruise against medical advice, and get your whole family sick!

Laugh about it too!

It's good, you know!


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