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Where_am_I
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15 May 2022, 10:12 am

Banned for making me throw bricks at you.


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15 May 2022, 10:18 am

Banned for missing.

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15 May 2022, 10:29 am

:lol:

Banned for being a shapeshifter.


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15 May 2022, 11:33 am

Banned for remaining the identical size and shape since you were born.


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15 May 2022, 12:05 pm

:lol:

Banned for being a pop tart.


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15 May 2022, 12:19 pm

Banned for trying to hide inside a toaster.


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15 May 2022, 12:43 pm

Banned for trying to eat the toaster with me in it.


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15 May 2022, 12:45 pm

Banned for not turning off the power supply first. Ouch!


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15 May 2022, 2:38 pm

Banned for poking your eyes out with a toothpick. Should've used your fingers like normal people.


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15 May 2022, 2:48 pm

Banned for trying to poke my eyes out! 8O You didn't even give me any anaesthetic.


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15 May 2022, 2:55 pm

Banned for asking for anesthetic like a pansy. Who even uses anesthetic anymore? /s



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15 May 2022, 2:56 pm

Banned for having his arms and legs chopped off and claiming it is only a flesh wound.


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15 May 2022, 3:01 pm

Banned for sending love letters to Queenie.


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15 May 2022, 3:03 pm

Banned for sending love letters to Steptoe:
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15 May 2022, 3:06 pm

:lol:

Banned for making me Google Steptoe.


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15 May 2022, 3:08 pm

Banned for using Google and not being Steptoe's number on fan.


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