Corrupt A Wish

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Granted.

I wish some punk girls at school would stop accusing me of being an anonymous songwriter for their band.

Granted, but when they stop you become an emo.



I wish Caso bird wasn't afraid of yellow.

Granted, but he develops an unhealthy obsession with the color teal.

I wish I was a child

Granted, but you commit murder and are put in juvenile hall until you're tried as an adult.

i wish for a non living non possesed non explosive non back fron life non rweanimatable rubber duck that wont turn me into anything

Granted, but you leave it on a floor and as you get out of the bathtub you slip on the duck and you break your neck.

I wish that I could do something awesome.

Granted, you are now the president.


I wish my pet bird would quit asking for soda.

Granted, but you're a skimpy bullied kid.

I wish I were dead.

Granted, but you go to hell.


I wish I were alive.

Granted, but you die.

I wish I had a 30's style car that wasn't in bad shape/possessed/about to explode or had chinese-made tires.

Granted but it needs a bad paint job.

I wish to find a community service venue fast!

Granted but you get arrested for water -bombing our red cross hall and stealing our radios.
(Based on experience)

i wish i had some chocolate

Granted but it is chocolate made in 1935 Italy so it is crap!

I wish for a name for my psychiatrist's old room!

Granted, it's called a name which makes you cringe.

I wish I had a better mobile phone.

It's called "The Panic Room."


Granted but it's an old school cell phone from the 1970s.
I wish I had longer hair after a disastrous haircut on Saturday.

Granted, but the wig is a different color than your normal hair and people don't quit asking till your brain explodes.


I wish I had a Tardis.