Their HIT song -
My Baby Eats Lead Paint
written by The Frauds with CHAT GPT! wrote:
[Verse 1]
My baby’s got a hunger and a mouth full of rage,
Peelin’ all the paint right off the cage.
Mama says, “Honey, put that down!”
Baby just laughs and paints the town.
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh no!
Here we go!
Tiny fists and a toxic glow!
[Chorus]
My baby eats lead paint!
Yeah, my baby eats lead paint!
Cracks it off the windowsill,
Chews it like a candy thrill!
My baby eats lead paint!
Somebody call the EPA!
My baby eats lead paint—
And she’s coming back for more today!
[Verse 2]
She’s got a pacifier made of old red trim,
A rusty little crib and a devilish grin.
The doctor says, “You gotta make her stop!”
She just headbangs till the ceiling drops.
[Chorus]
My baby eats lead paint!
Yeah, my baby eats lead paint!
Off the door and off the wall,
She’s gonna chew through it all!
My baby eats lead paint!
Everybody scream “NO!”
My baby eats lead paint—
Then she steals my stereo!
[Bridge]
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Don’t lick the floor!
FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT!
Put down the paint!
NINE! TEN! ELEVEN! TWELVE!
Baby’s raising hell!
[Final Chorus]
MY BABY EATS LEAD PAINT!
MY BABY EATS LEAD PAINT!
She’s got a death wish and a tiny black heart,
Tearing this sh***y old nursery apart!
MY BABY EATS LEAD PAINT!
Yeah, the future’s looking great!
My baby eats lead paint—
AND SHE JUST ATE THE GATE!
[Outro]
Whoa-oh-oh!
Baby, no!
Whoa-oh-oh!
Put down the paint!
PUT DOWN THE PAINT!
17 Dec 2025, 9:03 am
