Corrupt A Wish

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ShadesOfMe
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01 Nov 2007, 9:44 pm

Granted but it gets burned down.

I wish i had a pet monkey.

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01 Nov 2007, 9:46 pm

Granted, but it gives you AIDS.

I wish I could speak braille.

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01 Nov 2007, 9:46 pm

Granted, but in an ironic twist you go deaf. :lol:

I wish i could play my game.

Xandalis
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01 Nov 2007, 10:20 pm

SleepyDragon wrote:

I wish I could be reincarnated as a cat.

Granted, but due to a monentary fluke in the fabric of the universe, you do not get your standard issue 9 cat lives. You only get one, and well, curiosity gets the better of you...

I wish for claws.

edit: Grrr. damn browser cache. I need to fix that...

ShadesOfMe wrote:

I wish i could play my game.

(I'm still working on the post

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Granted. However, the other players cheat, and you lose horribly.

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ShadesOfMe
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01 Nov 2007, 10:21 pm

Xandalis wrote:

SleepyDragon wrote:

I wish I could be reincarnated as a cat.

Granted, but due to a monentary fluke in the fabric of the universe, you do not get your standard issue 9 cat lives. You only get one, and well, curiosity gets the better of you...

I wish for claws.

why did you ignore mine?

Xandalis
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01 Nov 2007, 10:24 pm

Check the edit post

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01 Nov 2007, 10:55 pm

Xandalis wrote:

I wish for claws.

Granted, but as they are unretractable, personal hygiene becomes a scary proposition.

I wish all school bullies would repent and see the error of their ways.

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01 Nov 2007, 11:07 pm

They see the error of their ways just after they beat you to death with your own backpack.

I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner.

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Xandalis
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01 Nov 2007, 11:14 pm

devster21 wrote:

I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner.

Granted. *Sticks you in the microwave, grabs a hotdog bunn, some mustard, cheese, bacon, and chopped onions...*

I wish that this forum was granted.

Teln
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01 Nov 2007, 11:48 pm

Granted, but through a momentary fluke in the universe, it becomes ungranted.

I wish I had...MORE COWBELL!

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01 Nov 2007, 11:54 pm

Teln wrote:

I wish I had...MORE COWBELL!

Granted... However you become obsessed with it like christopher walken did in that skit I can't remember the name of.

I wish the emoticons would stop glaring at me!! !!

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02 Nov 2007, 1:03 am

Grated, but only so they can kill you.

I wish *blank* would come back to this site.

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02 Nov 2007, 1:43 am

*Blank* comes back, but with a double serve of 'tude and a side of nasty, and you go "Ew!" and change your mind about the whole thing.

I wish dinner would cook itself.

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02 Nov 2007, 1:50 am

Dinner cooks itself, but not very well.

I wish some people wouldn't be so rude.

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02 Nov 2007, 3:41 am

Granted, but the unremitting sweetness & light makes you even angrier than the rudeness did!

I wish the entire human race were rendered incapable of falsehood.

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02 Nov 2007, 2:54 pm

Granted but humans become too nice for their own good.

I wish I could get revenge on my friend for psyching me out!

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