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02 Feb 2008, 6:26 pm

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi ... 0214075946


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Your Score: Your MAJESTY
You scored 45 conqueresness!

CONGRATULATIONS! You invaded 99% of the planet you left The countrys of Uruguay and Hawaii out cos you couldnt be arsed! Good old Bush is now your foot stool and youve got Tony cookin somethin nice in the oven. It goes without saying you are the most sadistic bad mannered and vulgar dictator that ever lived. You rule the world but your going straight to hell!


You scored higher than 99% on conqueresness


how will you fare?



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02 Feb 2008, 7:25 pm

CONGRATULATIONS! You invaded 99% of the planet you left The countrys of Uruguay and Hawaii out cos you couldnt be arsed! Good old Bush is now your foot stool and youve got Tony cookin somethin nice in the oven. It goes without saying you are the most sadistic bad mannered and vulgar dictator that ever lived. You rule the world but your going straight to hell! (well if you think i adaqeutly described how youd perform real life scenario please rate me test cheers!)

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02 Feb 2008, 7:45 pm

CONGRATULATIONS! You invaded 99% of the planet you left The countrys of Uruguay and Hawaii out cos you couldnt be arsed! Good old Bush is now your foot stool and youve got Tony cookin somethin nice in the oven. It goes without saying you are the most sadistic bad mannered and vulgar dictator that ever lived. You rule the world but your going straight to hell! (well if you think i adaqeutly described how youd perform real life scenario please rate me test cheers!)

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on conqueresness

I want my 2 minutes back. :(


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02 Feb 2008, 8:14 pm

Your Score: Your MAJESTY

You scored 45 conqueresness!

CONGRATULATIONS! You invaded 99% of the planet you left The countrys of Uruguay and Hawaii out cos you couldnt be arsed! Good old Bush is now your foot stool and youve got Tony cookin somethin nice in the oven. It goes without saying you are the most sadistic bad mannered and vulgar dictator that ever lived. You rule the world but your going straight to hell! (well if you think i adaqeutly described how youd perform real life scenario please rate me test cheers!)



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02 Feb 2008, 8:42 pm

Your Score: Your MAJESTY
You scored 45 conqueresness!

CONGRATULATIONS! You invaded 99% of the planet you left The countrys of Uruguay and Hawaii out cos you couldnt be arsed! Good old Bush is now your foot stool and youve got Tony cookin somethin nice in the oven. It goes without saying you are the most sadistic bad mannered and vulgar dictator that ever lived. You rule the world but your going straight to hell! (well if you think i adaqeutly described how youd perform real life scenario please rate me test cheers!)

Apparently, the fact that I get trounced whenever I play any game involving strategy that doesn't come with cheat codes means nothing... or maybe not.


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02 Feb 2008, 9:45 pm

that does it. Uraguay is toast...;)



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03 Feb 2008, 4:17 am

99% :twisted:


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03 Feb 2008, 6:09 am

CONGRATULATIONS! You invaded 99% of the planet you left The countrys of Uruguay and Hawaii out cos you couldnt be arsed! Good old Bush is now your foot stool and youve got Tony cookin somethin nice in the oven. It goes without saying you are the most sadistic bad mannered and vulgar dictator that ever lived. You rule the world but your going straight to hell! (well if you think i adaqeutly described how youd perform real life scenario please rate me test cheers!)

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on conqueresness


says I scored 0% higher...yet i took over the world...weird.


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03 Feb 2008, 8:15 am

CONGRATULATIONS! You invaded 99% of the planet you left The countrys of Uruguay and Hawaii out cos you couldnt be arsed! Good old Bush is now your foot stool and youve got Tony cookin somethin nice in the oven. It goes without saying you are the most sadistic bad mannered and vulgar dictator that ever lived. You rule the world but your going straight to hell! (well if you think i adaqeutly described how youd perform real life scenario please rate me test cheers!)


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03 Feb 2008, 12:17 pm

CONGRATULATIONS! You invaded 99% of the planet you left The countrys of Uruguay and Hawaii out cos you couldnt be arsed! Good old Bush is now your foot stool and youve got Tony cookin somethin nice in the oven. It goes without saying you are the most sadistic bad mannered and vulgar dictator that ever lived. You rule the world but your going straight to hell! (well if you think i adaqeutly described how youd perform real life scenario please rate me test cheers!)

Since when is Hawaii a country? :lol:



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03 Feb 2008, 12:24 pm

Didn't bother finishing it. Questions were annoying me, and from the results so far... I get the feeling there's something wrong with it. Either that, or WP is FULL of would-be conquerors.



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03 Feb 2008, 5:14 pm

I got the same result and conquered 99% of the world... Maybe this is what we are destined for.



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03 Feb 2008, 7:35 pm

CONGRATULATIONS! You invaded 99% of the planet you left The countrys of Uruguay and Hawaii out cos you couldnt be arsed! Good old Bush is now your foot stool and youve got Tony cookin somethin nice in the oven. It goes without saying you are the most sadistic bad mannered and vulgar dictator that ever lived. You rule the world but your going straight to hell! (well if you think i adaqeutly described how youd perform real life scenario please rate me test cheers!)

YAY!! !! !


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03 Feb 2008, 10:16 pm

I conquered 99% of the world. Too bad I couldn't do it in real life... :(

Oh well, time to ready my secret army and prepare for the coming battles.


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04 Feb 2008, 12:05 pm

You scored 66 conqueresness!

YOU ROCK!! ! Youve got the second highest score bracket possible cos you kicked ass! You blew the UN to smithereens and gave old hitler a run for his money you evil bastard you! Well now youve obtained complete global domination theirs nothin left for you to do but eat sleep and take some more tests. Your like some kind of evil genius or something. (Since youve conquered the planet and dont have much else to do please rate the test! cheers!)
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04 Feb 2008, 2:33 pm

We can stick the NTs in Uruguay - but daggonit, I'm taking Hawaii after all! (Score: 45. Planetary percentage: 99.)


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