You Know Your An Aspie.

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This is based on Jeff Foxworthy's "You Know Your A Redneck". This is open to everyone in the Community. Please answer in a polite manner. Thank You.
You Know Your An Aspie.
1. WP is one of your Favorite Sites.
2. People misunderstand you.
3. Your humour is not understood.
4. You understand the movie "Hitchikers Guide to the Universe."
5. Sci-Fi Friday is your favorite day of the week.
6. You can relate to differant characters from Sci-Fi.
7. You think you know who in Hollywood might have AS.
8. Your Co-Workers do not know what to make of you.
9.People think you "look angry" when your not.
10.You collect things, and sometimes cannot explain why.

This is a start , and I hope you have fun with this. Remember to be Polite Please.

if structural computations for buildings are easy, but you can't open a can of soup correctly. . .

If your internet bookmarks are well organized but your apartment looks like a rat's nest....

If you make a list of the various lists that need to be made.


Guilty

(hoorah on the structural integrity but can't open a can of soup.. )
(I like the afro icon )

When you go around correcting peoples spelling and grammar.

PS It should be you're, not your

Mark

When you see a picture of a cat, you know what breed it is.

When most people want posters of pop icons, and you want one of runner Roger Bannister.

You know every gold medalist in your favorite Olympic event, and every Olympic Games site from 1896 to the present.

You read extensively about any subject that catches your fancy.

you know tons of things related to your interest(s) but not much about anything else.

When the driver behind you hates you....

When you love hugs but hate light touch

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CLASSIC AUTISM

When your favorite Star Trek character is Reginald Barclay...
When you find web sites of all the 'elements' named on Star Trek, then create an LCARS (what the control screens look like) Periodic table of the 'Trekides'... (I actually did this. available on request..

You have a 2 gigabyte database of 3d addons for various programs, with 22,000+ thumbnails of each item (finally choked my system to a standstill. Got rid of the thumbnails)

you open up a can of 'canned conversation' to get through the day..

if you have several drawers of stuff you just can't toss, that is pretty useless, but you can remember when you got it ,and where you were, and why you like it and there it sits.

Oh, yeah, and everytime you move, you schlep those boxes along with you because you are afraid you will lose those memories in your head if you couldn't look at those objects.

Merle

If you can spontaneosly blurt out a 15 minute long summary of the last book you read before noticing that no one's listening to you.

If you obsess over video games...