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jennyishere
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13 Aug 2022, 1:39 am

Bald head polisher

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13 Aug 2022, 1:44 am

Well I am desperate for ideas for a career so please give a suggestion..lol.

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13 Aug 2022, 2:03 am

^Giant Panda at Whipsnade Zoo offering free hugs....how does that sound?

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13 Aug 2022, 2:13 am

Where_am_I wrote:

^Giant Panda at Whipsnade Zoo offering free hugs....how does that sound?

I mean at this point if it paid more than my current job I'd be all about it, ha ha do I at least get to wear a panda costume so no one will recognize me in?

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13 Aug 2022, 3:56 pm

Wearing a Ronald McDonald costume outside McD, promoting their offal burgers?

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13 Aug 2022, 9:25 pm

Guillotine.

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14 Aug 2022, 4:40 am

I tried that job for a while, but they gave me the chop.

Bureaucrat in France pushing forms around.

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14 Aug 2022, 5:39 am

Not interested in French letters, thanks!

Dreadlock stylist

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14 Aug 2022, 5:48 am

Gangster Rapper.

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14 Aug 2022, 7:23 am

Mumble rapper

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