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04 Dec 2007, 9:40 pm

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{We are not God and God is King and not a servant (although Jesus did come as a servant to all...) but it doesn't seem like God would normatively created ex nihilo anything for everyone (all people being equal in His eyes). I hope in God's providence that He may give you the desires of your heart, but why be angry if He doesn't?

If I could grant your wish, you would have a mole of blood pressure cuffs to wrap in. I hope you get what you desire. }

Granted, no corruption.


I wish to be a missionary to Australia.


and a mole is? an infinite number i guess...

he he... and yet every time i go to the doctors office i eye the XL cuff thinking "i should seriously grab that and mummy wrap my head in that!! !"

i wish my doctor wouldnt care if i stole his XL cuff off him and wrapped my head in it :p


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04 Dec 2007, 10:40 pm

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iamnotaparakeet wrote:
{We are not God and God is King and not a servant (although Jesus did come as a servant to all...) but it doesn't seem like God would normatively created ex nihilo anything for everyone (all people being equal in His eyes). I hope in God's providence that He may give you the desires of your heart, but why be angry if He doesn't?

If I could grant your wish, you would have a mole of blood pressure cuffs to wrap in. I hope you get what you desire. }

Granted, no corruption.


I wish to be a missionary to Australia.


and a mole is? an infinite number i guess...

he he... and yet every time i go to the doctors office i eye the XL cuff thinking "i should seriously grab that and mummy wrap my head in that!! !"

i wish my doctor wouldnt care if i stole his XL cuff off him and wrapped my head in it :p


{A mole is 6*10^23 of something (particularly, molecules) http://moleday.org/index.htm }

Granted, your doctor doesn't care but the owners of the hospital do and you are now banned from their medical service and need to find a new hospital or clinic.

I wish there were more places like the Gold Coast of Australia.



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04 Dec 2007, 10:51 pm

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I wish there were more places like the Gold Coast of Australia.


Amen. No corruption.

I hope Xan does not suffer too badly from stage fright tonight. (He's doing some public speaking.... :o )



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04 Dec 2007, 11:16 pm

Granted and he presents his points well, maybe a little too well... (or not, hope he fairs well.)


I wish I could make the Outback from a desert into a paradise.



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04 Dec 2007, 11:19 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Granted and he presents his points well, maybe a little too well... (or not, hope he fairs well.)


I wish I could make the Outback from a desert into a paradise.

Granted! but a large city in australia is sucked into a giant quicksand hole as the desert spontaniously converts!

i wish i could be hugged by the strongest woman in the world extremely tightly!


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04 Dec 2007, 11:30 pm

Granted, but she's likely to be found on the Wrong Planet Wrestling Federation.

I wish it were the weekend.


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05 Dec 2007, 5:02 am

Granted, but loads of irritating teenagers and young kids come over to your house to make your day miserable and hectic.

I wish that I would still be healthy even though I've had tonnes of Sinter Klaas sweets. :) :lol:


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05 Dec 2007, 8:18 am

Granted. Then holiday season ends, and you decide that it will be "Just the salad, thanks. ... The small salad." And you promptly go down with the flu!

I wish for more patience, and I want it right now. :)

(OT to Keets: Xan did brilliantly! Way better than I could have done at his age, let me tell ya!)



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05 Dec 2007, 8:22 am

SleepyDragon wrote:
Granted. Then holiday season ends, and you decide that it will be "Just the salad, thanks. ... The small salad." And you promptly go down with the flu!

I wish for more patience, and I want it right now. :)
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Granted! but you are so patient your doctor says "wait 5 months to get your breast reduction" you wait 5 years and they grow and grow!

i wish i could see all my friends from WP and have them all hug me tightly!


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05 Dec 2007, 10:20 am

Granted but they're mostly middle-aged men with severe social issues.

I wish I had more money.


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05 Dec 2007, 12:31 pm

Granted, but the police are after you now.


I wish I had a good job and kept it.



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05 Dec 2007, 1:36 pm

Granted, but the pay is lousy.

I wish I were more beautiful.


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05 Dec 2007, 1:38 pm

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Granted, but the pay is lousy.

I wish I were more beautiful.


Granted! but your boyfriend leaves you saying "i liked the ugly you better"

I wish my sensory integration disorder was more understood by people!


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05 Dec 2007, 1:57 pm

Granted, but the doctors must figure it out first.


I wish I could be friends with everyone.



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05 Dec 2007, 5:34 pm

Granted but some people are allergic to parakeets! :twisted:

I wish I could find the universal way to lose weight.


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05 Dec 2007, 5:58 pm

Granted, it's called an "enema". :twisted:

I wish the house wasn't such a wreck.


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