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22 Nov 2010, 4:31 pm

Granted, but it results in a divide by zero.

I wish I GOTTA OPEN YOUR HEART, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE~


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22 Nov 2010, 4:35 pm

Granted. In a state of confusion you told that to your mirror image, which in turn tears you're heart open.

I wish for a spoon


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22 Nov 2010, 9:13 pm

Wish granted, but unfortunately it gets really dirty afterwards.

I wish for a wonderful sleep?


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23 Nov 2010, 5:58 am

Granted. But the Wishmaster twists it to it's own will :twisted:. You get a Wonderfull Sheep and it keeps you up all night long :wink:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiLziusKW4s[/youtube]

I wish we had a WrongPlanet get-together.


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23 Nov 2010, 7:41 am

Granted, but no one turns up.

I wish I didn't have school ever again


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23 Nov 2010, 3:36 pm

Granted, you are conscripted to the army and sent to fight the vampire hoards armed only with a toothpick dipped in garlic butter.

I wish the world would explode. 8O


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23 Nov 2010, 3:46 pm

Granted. The world suffers and gets wiped out from nuclear war, and you and others in your area were the first ones to get killed by a atomic bomb.

I wish I could save the world.


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23 Nov 2010, 4:26 pm

Granted. You are finally capable of saving the world, but someone else beat you too it...

I wish a shrubbery! :P

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23 Nov 2010, 4:27 pm

Granted. There's gotta be an added scare chord, though.

I wish I were on the gist of rhyme, within a pool of knife.


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26 Nov 2010, 3:35 pm

:scratch: Granted, but your knife punctures your pool and you drown.

I wish for a pink elephant.


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26 Nov 2010, 4:18 pm

Granted. Apart from the pink elephant your other hallucinations induced by absinth get the better of you and never leave you. the pink elephant is the one who keep trumpeting while you want to sleep - thus driving you stark raving madder then you already where.

I wish for a white christmas


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26 Nov 2010, 4:25 pm

Granted, you have been evicted from your home and move to the north pole to live - just in time for Christmas day.

I wish for someone to deposit £1 million into my bank account.


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27 Nov 2010, 1:20 am

Granted, but the money all dates back to before the British Pound was decimalized.

I wish America would get out of other countries affairs.



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27 Nov 2010, 6:43 am

Granted, and we won't buy any of your exports either.

I wish for a good full-time job by Christmas.


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27 Nov 2010, 8:51 am

Granted. You are a miner. You make good money, but you live with the possibility of dying at any moment.

I wish you could enter video games, like the holodecks on Star Trek.



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27 Nov 2010, 11:10 am

Granted. You have you're own Holodeck but after short while you notice the Safety protocols are non-existant and you can't exit until you finish the game...

I wish I am a rockstar.


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