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29 Nov 2013, 5:55 am

Perhaps the buns are cross because they are hot.

If someone let them cool down, they might be in a better mood.

Your fault for not putting them in the refrigerator to improve their diosition.


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29 Nov 2013, 6:55 am

It's your fault that words like "diosition" exist now.


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29 Nov 2013, 7:15 am

It's your fault that there was fog on our drive home form my cousin's.


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29 Nov 2013, 10:25 am

Your fault that your cousin got formed at all.

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29 Nov 2013, 10:46 am

Your fault for delaying Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze!



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29 Nov 2013, 10:51 am

Your fault for delaying Pupa.


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30 Nov 2013, 7:01 pm

It'll be your fault for delaying Christmas by giving Santa's helpers and reindeer "special" brownies.



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30 Nov 2013, 7:21 pm

Your fault that those brownies are now legal in certain states in the U.S.



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01 Dec 2013, 3:47 am

Your fault for trying to collect signatures to ban those brownies.


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01 Dec 2013, 12:39 pm

Your fault that the people in favor of those brownies tried to circulate a petition, too, but it appeared that their pens floated up to the ceiling, and their petitions melted onto their fingers.


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01 Dec 2013, 2:53 pm

Your fault that there is no gravity in outer space.



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01 Dec 2013, 5:54 pm

Your fault that Zaphod Beeblebrox is in outer space.


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01 Dec 2013, 11:55 pm

its your fault I had to go out today in this stinking hot weather.



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02 Dec 2013, 4:58 am

It's your fault that the rest of the country is experiencing a cold wave.



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02 Dec 2013, 5:59 am

Your fault the weather people get the weather wrong all the time.


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02 Dec 2013, 11:26 am

It is you fault that weather men no longer talk about what weather is estimated.