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26 Dec 2020, 8:21 pm

My Parents Think It's Funny

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29 Dec 2020, 9:25 pm

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31 Dec 2020, 9:10 am

No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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06 Jan 2021, 11:02 am

Eating Cicadas Until They Barf

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06 Jan 2021, 7:10 pm

They have staff, not owners.

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27 Mar 2021, 9:35 am

Keep it in the drawer.

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28 Mar 2021, 8:53 pm

Sit or stand on them

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29 Mar 2021, 9:22 am

Idiots Think They Cause Autism

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29 Mar 2021, 9:55 am

If roaring, keep well away.

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02 Apr 2021, 8:47 am

Diverse, including snails and octopuses

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03 Apr 2021, 9:26 am

Like YouTube for short clips.

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25 Apr 2021, 7:19 pm

Often shoots out hot lava.

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23 May 2021, 3:15 am

Binds pieces of paper together.

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23 May 2021, 9:33 am

Transport not using the ground.

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25 May 2021, 6:39 am

Beats paper, but not rock.

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25 May 2021, 9:10 am

Probably too risky to use.

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