What's Your Line?

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Amy: "Bernadette, I want to thank you for allowing me to be your maid of honor. I also wanted you to know that I will be happy to do it again if this marriage craps-out".

"The Big Bang Theory"

"This is Berk. Life here is amazing. Dragons used to be a bit of a problem. But now they've all moved in."

Hiccup in How to Train Your Dragon 2.

Amy: "Sheldon, is it possible that your foul mood -- or, to use the clinical term, bitchiness -- is because your mother isn't making you a priority?"

Sheldon: "No. Or, to use the clinical term: 'nuh-uh'."

"The Big Bang Theory"

"No one orders me around."

Arthas in the Warcraft franchise.

No rule against video and computer game lines?

?When life gives you lemons, don?t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don?t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life?s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I?m the man who?s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I?m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!?

Cave Johnson-Portal 2

"This is not a dress. It's the standard Dreadlord uniform."

Dreadlord in Warcraft Franchise.

Howard: "Try telling him it's a non-optional social convention."

Penny: "What?"

Howard: "Just do it!"

Penny: "It's a non-optional social convention."

Sheldon: "Oh, fair enough."

Howard: "He came with a manual."

"The Big Bang Theory"

"Oh, that's just Fester playing with his landmines."

Morticia in The New Addams Family.

"My hovercraft is full of eels."

-From Monty Python's Flying Circus

"I'm blind, not deaf."

Illidan Stormrage in Warcraft III.

(Howard has just told Mary about his upcoming trip to the International Space Station.)

Mary Cooper: "I bet your mom is really proud of you".

Howard: "Nope. She says if I don't back out, she's gonna go on a hunger strike. It'd take years before she'd be in any kind of danger, but still...."

"The Big Bang Theory"

"I'm surprised they haven't named a hurricane after her."

Gomez talking about the extremely accident-prone cousin Catastrophia in The New Addams Family.

Stop pestering Satan!
-Marge Simpson to Bart

"Yes? Darkness, hey what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No, I don't have his number."

Dreadlord in Warcraft Franchise.

?There?s nothing better than discovering, to your own astonishment, what you?re meant to do,? he once said. ?It?s like falling in love.? (Mike Nichols)