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05 Dec 2007, 7:30 pm

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Granted, it's called an "enema". :twisted:

I wish the house wasn't such a wreck.

Granted! but now your house is a pigstye!

i wish temple grandin would reply to my email idea of creating a giant soft silky blood pressure cuff for us autistics to get mummy wrapped in!


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05 Dec 2007, 7:36 pm

Granted, but you keep asking for it after she replies.


I wish to learn a trade so I can be more useful and industrious.



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05 Dec 2007, 7:38 pm

Granted, but sadly you go into a coma and never come out of it.

I wish My mom had the money.



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05 Dec 2007, 7:59 pm

granted. But the key word is had...

I wish for more coca-cola...



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05 Dec 2007, 9:06 pm

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granted. But the key word is had...

I wish for more coca-cola...


Granted, but through some BIG corporate screw up they make an entire batch of the original recipe just for you. (i.e. with cocaine)

I wish I wasn't such a brat as a child.


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05 Dec 2007, 9:07 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:
Lene wrote:
granted. But the key word is had...

I wish for more coca-cola...


Granted, but through some BIG corporate screw up they make an entire batch of the original recipe just for you. (i.e. with cocaine)

I wish I wasn't such a brat as a child.


Granted! but your parents dont know you anymore because their memory has been wiped out!

I wish to be totally mummy wrapped in a giant soft silky blood pressure cuff...


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05 Dec 2007, 10:29 pm

Granted, but it takes forever to pressurize.


I wish I could have and keep a well paying and good job in Australia.



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05 Dec 2007, 10:30 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Granted, but it takes forever to pressurize.


I wish I could have and keep a well paying and good job in Australia.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY MUST YOU CORRUPT IT SO BAD!! !

Granted! but another person becomes poor because you stole their job bracket

I wish my giant soft silky blood pressure cuff would pressurize faster ;)


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05 Dec 2007, 11:02 pm

Your arm explodes.

I wish my mom had the money NOW



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05 Dec 2007, 11:05 pm

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Your arm explodes.

I wish my mom had the money NOW

ugh... you didnt read it correctly... you mean I explode because im totally mummy wrapped in it :p

Granted! but your mom gets thrown in jail for counterfeiting money!

I wish i could get a lead apron for myself so i could sleep easier :P


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05 Dec 2007, 11:16 pm

Strapples wrote:
ShadesOfMe wrote:
Your arm explodes.

I wish my mom had the money NOW

ugh... you didnt read it correctly... you mean I explode because im totally mummy wrapped in it :p

Granted! but your mom gets thrown in jail for counterfeiting money!

I wish i could get a lead apron for myself so i could sleep easier :P


You get a led blanket instead.

I wish I had a cow.



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05 Dec 2007, 11:19 pm

ShadesOfMe wrote:
Strapples wrote:
ShadesOfMe wrote:
Your arm explodes.

I wish my mom had the money NOW

ugh... you didnt read it correctly... you mean I explode because im totally mummy wrapped in it :p

Granted! but your mom gets thrown in jail for counterfeiting money!

I wish i could get a lead apron for myself so i could sleep easier :P


You get a led blanket instead.

I wish I had a cow.

Granted! but the cow lays on top of you and squishes you! (depends if you like deep pressure or not i didnt say it kills you)

i wish the strongest sumo wrestler girl in the world met me and hugged me extremely tightly right after a match because i like warm sticky wet sweaty skin on skin hugs, so comfortable for me!


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05 Dec 2007, 11:41 pm

granted but she takes it to far and ends up breaking bones,

i wish i had a high paying job that was easy



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05 Dec 2007, 11:47 pm

Granted, but everyone is jealous of you and you have no end of enemies now.



I wish I were Australian.



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06 Dec 2007, 12:43 am

Granted...you have now been deported.

I wish I had the money now!


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06 Dec 2007, 5:20 am

Granted, but you see the best kind of pokemon cards on sale in the shops and you spend all your money on them because each one costs a FORTUNE.

I wish I had more of an urge to do some homework.


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