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Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
DeepHour's Tent.
Rossall Veteran
Joined: 20 Oct 2021Age: 54Gender: MalePosts: 7,180Location: Manchester, UK
Radish's manure spreader
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 65Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Where_am_I's axe sharpener.
Rossall's rubber ducky.
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 63Gender: FemalePosts: 9,830Location: Australia
Radish's personal chef
If she's my personal chef, you get the position of food taster in case she's poisoned my grub!
It wouldn't go further than a near death experience. I'm a bit bored of murdering these days.First aid box.
Paramedic.
Middle Finger.
kraftiekortie Veteran
Joined: 4 Feb 2014Gender: MalePosts: 87,510Location: Queens, NYC
Hangnail on big toe
Not one to miss an opportunity, already has sent in an application form to be the next Queen.(Simultaneous post. For K. Royal butler cleaning out Corgis)
Royal Arsewipe.
Groomette of the Stool
Stool.
King Charles' Persian rug
King Charles' Willy Warmer.