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PhosphorusDecree
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01 Apr 2023, 8:33 pm

Would you believe that I am Auntie Social?


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02 Apr 2023, 6:31 pm

Are you expecting us to believe that?


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02 Apr 2023, 9:20 pm

What exactly is a "helpless female thing" ?


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10 Apr 2023, 2:09 am

A Barbie doll, perhaps?



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10 Apr 2023, 2:28 am

Did you see your hug?


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10 Apr 2023, 3:31 am

Have you seen my response to your hug?



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16 Apr 2023, 10:37 am

Did you know it made me happy (er) ? ^


Who wants pancakes and bacon?


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16 Apr 2023, 10:40 am

Oooh! Yes please, will it come with syrup?


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16 Apr 2023, 10:43 am

Do you like sticky buns sir


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16 Apr 2023, 10:48 am

Are you offering a service?


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16 Apr 2023, 10:49 am

Yes fresh Quebec maple syrup from a syrup farm.

I'm warming it now.

Apple juice, orange juice, milk, tea, or tequila?


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16 Apr 2023, 10:51 am

Do you need servicing


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16 Apr 2023, 10:53 am

Did you know I"m desperate for some servicing, but I could likely help some others though too because that's half the fun??


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16 Apr 2023, 10:53 am

^^^ Mmm!

Do you have Covfefe ?


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16 Apr 2023, 10:54 am

Why do I always put double apostrophes in contractions? "


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16 Apr 2023, 10:54 am

What's that


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