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13 Jan 2011, 2:44 pm

Granted. It has been at the bottom of the ocean for ten years and is more rust then viable metal.
Oh! James Bond used to drive in this one 8)

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13 Jan 2011, 9:08 pm

Granted! No corruption advised.

I wish for a new affordable cell phone!


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13 Jan 2011, 10:54 pm

Granted, but it's a cheap piece of junk.

I wish for a good semester at school.



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14 Jan 2011, 2:43 pm

Granted. You get straight A's, but expelled for being autistic.

(A friend of mine got fired for being autistic, just for that alone)

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I wish for my backyard to be an acre.


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14 Jan 2011, 2:50 pm

Done. You have an acre of pristine dumplands for a backyard.

I wish I was seven foot tall


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14 Jan 2011, 2:50 pm

Done. You have an acre of pristine dumplands for a backyard.

I wish I was seven foot tall


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14 Jan 2011, 3:37 pm

Granted. But you keep growing and growing...

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4an3rpucSos[/youtube]


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18 Jan 2011, 8:29 pm

Granted! No corruption advised!

I wish for a guitar!


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18 Jan 2011, 8:34 pm

Granted. It has no guitarstrings to attach though.

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18 Jan 2011, 9:40 pm

Granted! You know everything that can possibly be known, right down the location of millions of missing socks. And it drives you completely insane.

I wish my umbrella weren't broken.



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19 Jan 2011, 1:21 am

Granted, but it's made of ice.

I wish my life didn't suck.


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19 Jan 2011, 1:32 am

Granted. It blows instead. :P


I wish I could write checks that wouldn't bounce.


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19 Jan 2011, 5:34 am

how do they bounce?
granted they fly instead
i wish i was the only student in my school



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19 Jan 2011, 7:46 am

Granted but you're being home schooled by a senile old woman with 56 cats.


I wish I could walk without my walker.


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19 Jan 2011, 9:08 am

granted your held up with peices of string like a puppet
i wish it would cool down so i can sleep



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19 Jan 2011, 9:59 am

Granted. How's 0 Kelvin doing for ya?

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