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Where_am_I
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27 Oct 2022, 4:58 am

Turd Master.

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Radish
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27 Oct 2022, 7:04 am

Proctologist... anything to do with s**t fascinates her.

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Where_am_I
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27 Oct 2022, 2:46 pm

John Cooper Clarke Impersonator.

Go on then, give us some Chicken Town!

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27 Oct 2022, 2:55 pm

Warped Mind Reader

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Radish
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27 Oct 2022, 3:47 pm

Mind warper... he hypnotises unsuspecting victims to do a silly dance in Aldi.

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28 Oct 2022, 3:42 am

Snowman's nose.

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Radish
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28 Oct 2022, 3:45 am

Scarecrow... you wouldn't even need to get changed to do the job.

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Murihiku
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29 Oct 2022, 12:20 pm

Alien tour guide of Earth

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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
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Radish
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29 Oct 2022, 12:28 pm

Alien tourist.

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IsabellaLinton
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29 Oct 2022, 12:30 pm

The person at the hospital who asks everyone when their birthday is.
We must have been asked 30 times yesterday, often by the same person.

Maybe birthday patients get loot bags and free cake.
There must be a bakery on the premises.

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Radish
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29 Oct 2022, 12:33 pm

The person who stares at her post count knowing she is only 31 posts off 50k.

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IsabellaLinton
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29 Oct 2022, 12:34 pm

The person who knew I was staring at the 69.

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Radish
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29 Oct 2022, 12:39 pm

The host of the party inviting all WP members to celebrate her 50K post. Drink and food provided. ;-)

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IsabellaLinton
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29 Oct 2022, 12:44 pm

The person who realises it would coincide nicely with 1st November, my 5th anniversary on WP.

There's lots of drink here if anyone wants to stop by and do some cleaning.
There's food too but most is frozen -- so start planning now.

Just a reminder, dress warmly as Radish removed my door.

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Radish
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29 Oct 2022, 1:25 pm

I'm still waiting for your house to arrive here in the UK. Did you send it first class mail? Career: House mover.

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02 Nov 2022, 5:22 am

Tighty-whities.

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