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IsabellaLinton
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16 Dec 2022, 4:48 am

Cleans the barf bags on airplanes, so they can be reused.


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17 Dec 2022, 4:07 pm

Person who makes people barf


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21 Dec 2022, 3:34 am

Boxing Day sales parking co-ordinator


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07 Jan 2023, 2:20 pm

Santa. Now off to the North Pole with you... :P


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07 Jan 2023, 3:23 pm

Being part of a shelf salad to be eaten and pooped out.
I guess there are worse jobs, though I can't think of any, atm. :scratch:



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07 Jan 2023, 4:28 pm

Toilet cleaner. :P


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08 Jan 2023, 6:59 am

Vegetable rights activist


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08 Jan 2023, 8:42 am

Activist on behalf of lefts who want to be treated right, just like rights and not left out. Right!


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13 Jan 2023, 11:20 am

Advocate for driving on the RIGHT side of the road.

Because it's right!!

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16 Jan 2023, 3:30 am

Parachute Tester.


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16 Jan 2023, 4:17 am

scum sucker


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16 Jan 2023, 4:37 am

Bubble Popper.


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16 Jan 2023, 5:00 am

Hair dresser specialising in bland chit chat all day long with customers while smiling and sounding interested.


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16 Jan 2023, 5:20 am

Worst. Customer. Ever. :x


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16 Jan 2023, 5:54 am

:lol: Hairdressers aren't any use to me.

Telephone salesperson selling double glazing. Your dream job. Oh what a pane.


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16 Jan 2023, 7:25 am

Sycamore helicopter racer


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)