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CosmicRuss
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18 May 2010, 7:28 am

You receive a curled up dry egg mayo sandwich and a weak cup of tea.

*inserts UHT milk carton lid*

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TallyMan
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18 May 2010, 7:34 am

The machine says "Thank you for recycling"

*inserts some empty beer bottles*

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reginaterrae
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18 May 2010, 7:36 am

You receive sterilized and refilled beer bottles, half the number you inserted. Then the machine hiccups. :hic:

*inserts a bottle of soy sauce*

DaWalker
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18 May 2010, 7:37 am

You receive a hangover.

*inserts shoe*

TallyMan
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18 May 2010, 7:39 am

Its soul goes to heaven.

*inserts an old smelly sock*

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reginaterrae
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18 May 2010, 7:39 am

You receive a swift kick in the rear.

*inserts earring*

TallyMan
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18 May 2010, 7:42 am

A very sharp ear piercing tool emerges from the machine and lunges towards your ear!

*inserts some band-aids*

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reginaterrae
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18 May 2010, 7:47 am

The band-aids get stuck halfway down the coin slot.

*inserts a wire to clean it out*

CosmicRuss
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18 May 2010, 11:54 am

The wire is really for spying purposes and hears all the secret inner workings of the machine. You are rewarded with huge sums of money from an alternative Prize Machine Operator.

*inserts sticky-stuff-remover*

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Darkword
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18 May 2010, 11:57 am

You receive a far too laid back cleaning assistant.

*inserts a fortune from a fortune cookie*

reginaterrae
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18 May 2010, 1:29 pm

You receive a pair of chopsticks

*inserts an eggroll*

TallyMan
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18 May 2010, 1:36 pm

The machine exudes mayonnaise.

*inserts a cleaning cloth*

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reginaterrae
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18 May 2010, 1:52 pm

The machine spritzes soapy water at you.

*inserts a quarter*

TallyMan
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18 May 2010, 1:54 pm

The machine scrubs and polishes your quarter and returns it to you.

*inserts 1 Euro*

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Descartes
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18 May 2010, 2:07 pm

You have received a loaf of French bread.

*inserts quarter*

TallyMan
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18 May 2010, 2:11 pm

You have received a huge barbecued steak.

*inserts 100$*

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