07 Dec 2007, 10:51 pm
ganted
but they can only say wiccan things 
I want an orchard
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07 Dec 2007, 10:59 pm
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08 Dec 2007, 11:26 am
NoNameRockBand wrote:
Granted, but it's inhabited by birds that cast spells on you, and by my brother.
I wish I were with Ragtime.
I wish I were with Ragtime.
Granted! but they literally turn into rags as time passes
I wish i had a girlfriend who is hot charming cute and has soft squishy arms who can give me tight tight tight sweaty sticky warm hugs
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08 Dec 2007, 12:02 pm
Granted, but she has skinny legs with knobbly knees that poke you in the back while you sleep! 
I wish to be on Big Brother next year. 
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08 Dec 2007, 12:03 pm
Unknown_Quantity wrote:
Granted, but she has skinny legs with knobbly knees that poke you in the back while you sleep!
I wish to be on Big Brother next year.
I wish to be on Big Brother next year.
Granted! but you are on big brother for the rest of your life your entire life being shown to the world
i wish her legs were nice soft and squishy too
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08 Dec 2007, 12:04 pm
Unknown_Quantity wrote:
Granted, but she has skinny legs with knobbly knees that poke you in the back while you sleep!
I wish to be on Big Brother next year.
I wish to be on Big Brother next year.
Granted, no corruption.
I wish to get a good career.
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08 Dec 2007, 12:05 pm
Strapples wrote:
Unknown_Quantity wrote:
Granted, but she has skinny legs with knobbly knees that poke you in the back while you sleep!
I wish to be on Big Brother next year.
I wish to be on Big Brother next year.
Granted! but you are on big brother for the rest of your life your entire life being shown to the world
i wish her legs were nice soft and squishy too
Granted, she is boneless.
Good career.
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08 Dec 2007, 12:06 pm
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Strapples wrote:
Unknown_Quantity wrote:
Granted, but she has skinny legs with knobbly knees that poke you in the back while you sleep!
I wish to be on Big Brother next year.
I wish to be on Big Brother next year.
Granted! but you are on big brother for the rest of your life your entire life being shown to the world
i wish her legs were nice soft and squishy too
Granted, she is boneless.
Good career.
Granted! but your so called "good career" is working for kohler as a toilet quality control person... but it pays 500 thousand dollars a year!
I wish my girlfriend had some bones so she doesent die!! !
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08 Dec 2007, 12:12 pm
Strapples wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Strapples wrote:
Unknown_Quantity wrote:
Granted, but she has skinny legs with knobbly knees that poke you in the back while you sleep!
I wish to be on Big Brother next year.
I wish to be on Big Brother next year.
Granted! but you are on big brother for the rest of your life your entire life being shown to the world
i wish her legs were nice soft and squishy too
Granted, she is boneless.
Good career.
Granted! but your so called "good career" is working for kohler as a toilet quality control person... but it pays 500 thousand dollars a year!
I wish my girlfriend had some bones so she doesent die!! !
I can live with that for a few years, have enough to go to college without loans and get job I'd like.
Granted, she now has bones but her legs don't because they're still soft and squishy.
I wish I were an electronics technician.
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08 Dec 2007, 12:13 pm
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Strapples wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Strapples wrote:
Unknown_Quantity wrote:
Granted, but she has skinny legs with knobbly knees that poke you in the back while you sleep!
I wish to be on Big Brother next year.
I wish to be on Big Brother next year.
Granted! but you are on big brother for the rest of your life your entire life being shown to the world
i wish her legs were nice soft and squishy too
Granted, she is boneless.
Good career.
Granted! but your so called "good career" is working for kohler as a toilet quality control person... but it pays 500 thousand dollars a year!
I wish my girlfriend had some bones so she doesent die!! !
I can live with that for a few years, have enough to go to college without loans and get job I'd like.
Granted, she now has bones but her legs don't because they're still soft and squishy.
I wish I were an electronics technician.
Granted! but you accidentially wire something wrong and get zapped bad and wind up in ICU a quadriplegic on a ventilator!
i wish my girlfriend could hug me so tight i can barely breathe!
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08 Dec 2007, 12:19 pm
Strapples wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Strapples wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Strapples wrote:
Unknown_Quantity wrote:
Granted, but she has skinny legs with knobbly knees that poke you in the back while you sleep!
I wish to be on Big Brother next year.
I wish to be on Big Brother next year.
Granted! but you are on big brother for the rest of your life your entire life being shown to the world
i wish her legs were nice soft and squishy too
Granted, she is boneless.
Good career.
Granted! but your so called "good career" is working for kohler as a toilet quality control person... but it pays 500 thousand dollars a year!
I wish my girlfriend had some bones so she doesent die!! !
I can live with that for a few years, have enough to go to college without loans and get job I'd like.
Granted, she now has bones but her legs don't because they're still soft and squishy.
I wish I were an electronics technician.
Granted! but you accidentially wire something wrong and get zapped bad and wind up in ICU a quadriplegic on a ventilator!
i wish my girlfriend could hug me so tight i can barely breathe!
Granted, you marry Xenia from Goldeneye!
I wish I were a NT.
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08 Dec 2007, 12:20 pm
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Strapples wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Strapples wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Strapples wrote:
Unknown_Quantity wrote:
Granted, but she has skinny legs with knobbly knees that poke you in the back while you sleep!
I wish to be on Big Brother next year.
I wish to be on Big Brother next year.
Granted! but you are on big brother for the rest of your life your entire life being shown to the world
i wish her legs were nice soft and squishy too
Granted, she is boneless.
Good career.
Granted! but your so called "good career" is working for kohler as a toilet quality control person... but it pays 500 thousand dollars a year!
I wish my girlfriend had some bones so she doesent die!! !
I can live with that for a few years, have enough to go to college without loans and get job I'd like.
Granted, she now has bones but her legs don't because they're still soft and squishy.
I wish I were an electronics technician.
Granted! but you accidentially wire something wrong and get zapped bad and wind up in ICU a quadriplegic on a ventilator!
i wish my girlfriend could hug me so tight i can barely breathe!
Granted, you marry Xenia from Goldeneye!
I wish I were a NT.
Granted! but you turn into one of the assholie NTs and all auties and aspies start to hate you
i wish my girlfriend had more time for me because shes always on TV
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08 Dec 2007, 2:56 pm
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08 Dec 2007, 2:57 pm
AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
Granted! But you crash her news segments by acting like a fool!
I wish Ana54 would stop PM-ing me!
It's a bit creepy!
I wish Ana54 would stop PM-ing me!
It's a bit creepy!
Granted! but instead I start PMing my wishes to you every time
I wish she could hug me so tight i can barely breathe
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08 Dec 2007, 3:00 pm
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08 Dec 2007, 3:02 pm
AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
Granted! But she murders you by suffocation!
I wish I had someone on Wrong Planet to talk to!
I wish I had someone on Wrong Planet to talk to!
Granted! but you must talk to me!
I wish i had a girlfriend with big soft squishy sweaty sticky arms who would squish my entire head in her arm tightly!
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