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CosmicRuss
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18 May 2010, 3:04 pm

You receive a leaflet on sticking to a budget and on this occasion are also given a $ 99.75 refund.

*inserts tax code*

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TallyMan
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18 May 2010, 3:14 pm

You receive a tax demand for £10,000 payable immediately.

*inserts 25p*

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reginaterrae
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18 May 2010, 3:47 pm

You receive 25 peas.

*inserts 25 stents*

RaceDrv709
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18 May 2010, 11:05 pm

Error: Does not compute and spits Tallyman out.
*Inserts a quarter dating from 1796*

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CockneyRebel
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18 May 2010, 11:23 pm

A day with George Washington.

Inserts a set of keys, dated 1954.

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The Family Schlager

Zara
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18 May 2010, 11:36 pm

You won a Anzani Astra!

*Puts in some loose pocket int and forces it all in*

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CockneyRebel
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18 May 2010, 11:46 pm

A video game sprite

Inserts chocolate bar.

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TallyMan
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19 May 2010, 6:07 am

You receive a chocolate chip cookie.

*inserts a hamster*

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CosmicRuss
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19 May 2010, 6:47 am

You win a signed Richard Gere poster.

*inserts allegedly*

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TallyMan
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19 May 2010, 11:09 am

You receive a Conservative party political manifesto.

*inserts 1p*

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Darkword
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19 May 2010, 11:11 am

The machine insults you for being cheap.

*inserts a quarter*

TallyMan
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19 May 2010, 11:20 am

The machine says "Thank you for your donation"

*inserts an AA battery*

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Darkword
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19 May 2010, 11:41 am

The machine explodes. A man comes to repair it and pays you in crepes for the inconvenience.

*Inserts a tuning fork*

TallyMan
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19 May 2010, 12:08 pm

The machine hums in C sharp.

*inserts a TV remote control*

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CockneyRebel
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19 May 2010, 1:37 pm

A 50 inch LED TV set.

Inserts a turntable from 1965.

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TallyMan
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19 May 2010, 3:11 pm

The machine plays "Rock around the clock"

*Inserts a shilling*

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