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Lene
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08 Dec 2007, 10:51 pm

granted, but... er... (I'm really having a hard time making this wish sound even worse than what you asked for )... ok, wish granted, but then your girlfriend decides she wants liposuction...

I wish I could learn the names of every drug invented in one day...

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09 Dec 2007, 8:22 am

Lene wrote:

granted, but... er... (I'm really having a hard time making this wish sound even worse than what you asked for

)... ok, wish granted, but then your girlfriend decides she wants liposuction...

I wish I could learn the names of every drug invented in one day...

Granted! but you forget your childhood memories

i wish my girlfriend didnt get liposuction...

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09 Dec 2007, 11:43 am

Granted, she has you get liposuction and you now look like a raisin.

I wish my sister didn't scare my birds.

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09 Dec 2007, 11:55 am

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Granted, she has you get liposuction and you now look like a raisin.

I wish my sister didn't scare my birds.

granted! But now you scare them.

I wish I didnt get liposuction

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09 Dec 2007, 8:01 pm

Granted but there is rip in the time quandrant and you get lipo anyway!

I wish I could become full on vegan and find stuff that is affordable!

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09 Dec 2007, 9:18 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Granted but there is rip in the time quandrant and you get lipo anyway!

I wish I could become full on vegan and find stuff that is affordable!

Granted! but you must travel to bangkok to get your food every week

i wish the time quadrant didnt have a rip and i didnt get the lipo

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15 Dec 2007, 1:53 am

did i kill the thread?

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15 Dec 2007, 2:31 am

ok... so im taking it that i murdered the thread?

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15 Dec 2007, 10:17 pm

Strapples wrote:

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Granted but there is rip in the time quandrant and you get lipo anyway!

I wish I could become full on vegan and find stuff that is affordable!

Granted! but you must travel to bangkok to get your food every week

i wish the time quadrant didnt have a rip and i didnt get the lipo

Granted, but now you gain lots of weight.

I wish to never fall in love.

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15 Dec 2007, 10:18 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Strapples wrote:

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Granted but there is rip in the time quandrant and you get lipo anyway!

I wish I could become full on vegan and find stuff that is affordable!

Granted! but you must travel to bangkok to get your food every week

i wish the time quadrant didnt have a rip and i didnt get the lipo

Granted, but now you gain lots of weight.

I wish to never fall in love.

Granted! but you fall into a severe depression!

I wish my wishes i made here would come true in real life

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15 Dec 2007, 10:25 pm

Strapples wrote:

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Strapples wrote:

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Granted but there is rip in the time quandrant and you get lipo anyway!

I wish I could become full on vegan and find stuff that is affordable!

Granted! but you must travel to bangkok to get your food every week

i wish the time quadrant didnt have a rip and i didnt get the lipo

Granted, but now you gain lots of weight.

I wish to never fall in love.

Granted! but you fall into a severe depression!

I wish my wishes i made here would come true in real life

(already there...undiagnosed bipolar here)

I don't have enough strength to make that happen. If it were up to me, you would be whole again.
I wish I weren't so self conscious.

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15 Dec 2007, 10:27 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Strapples wrote:

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Strapples wrote:

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Granted but there is rip in the time quandrant and you get lipo anyway!

I wish I could become full on vegan and find stuff that is affordable!

Granted! but you must travel to bangkok to get your food every week

i wish the time quadrant didnt have a rip and i didnt get the lipo

Granted, but now you gain lots of weight.

I wish to never fall in love.

Granted! but you fall into a severe depression!

I wish my wishes i made here would come true in real life

(already there...undiagnosed bipolar here)

I don't have enough strength to make that happen. If it were up to me, you would be whole again.
I wish I weren't so self conscious.

Granted! but now your overly conscious of other people

I wish to have 32 tonnes of female sumo wrestlers give me extremely tight tight tight sweaty sticky warm hugs to me

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15 Dec 2007, 10:29 pm

Strapples wrote:

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Strapples wrote:

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Strapples wrote:

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Granted but there is rip in the time quandrant and you get lipo anyway!

I wish I could become full on vegan and find stuff that is affordable!

Granted! but you must travel to bangkok to get your food every week

i wish the time quadrant didnt have a rip and i didnt get the lipo

Granted, but now you gain lots of weight.

I wish to never fall in love.

Granted! but you fall into a severe depression!

I wish my wishes i made here would come true in real life

(already there...undiagnosed bipolar here)

I don't have enough strength to make that happen. If it were up to me, you would be whole again.
I wish I weren't so self conscious.

Granted! but now your overly conscious of other people

I wish to have 32 tonnes of female sumo wrestlers give me extremely tight tight tight sweaty sticky warm hugs to me

Granted but they're in series and not in parallel.

I wish I could afford college.

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15 Dec 2007, 10:32 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Strapples wrote:

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Strapples wrote:

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Strapples wrote:

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Granted but there is rip in the time quandrant and you get lipo anyway!

I wish I could become full on vegan and find stuff that is affordable!

Granted! but you must travel to bangkok to get your food every week

i wish the time quadrant didnt have a rip and i didnt get the lipo

Granted, but now you gain lots of weight.

I wish to never fall in love.

Granted! but you fall into a severe depression!

I wish my wishes i made here would come true in real life

(already there...undiagnosed bipolar here)

I don't have enough strength to make that happen. If it were up to me, you would be whole again.
I wish I weren't so self conscious.

Granted! but now your overly conscious of other people

I wish to have 32 tonnes of female sumo wrestlers give me extremely tight tight tight sweaty sticky warm hugs to me

Granted but they're in series and not in parallel.

I wish I could afford college.

Granted! but for YOU to afford college the entire global economy goes into a major depression...

i wish to have 64 tonnes of female sumo wreslers give me extremely tight tight tight sweaty sticky warm hugs to me... ALL AT THE SAME TIME...

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15 Dec 2007, 10:34 pm

Strapples wrote:

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Strapples wrote:

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Strapples wrote:

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Strapples wrote:

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Granted but there is rip in the time quandrant and you get lipo anyway!

I wish I could become full on vegan and find stuff that is affordable!

Granted! but you must travel to bangkok to get your food every week

i wish the time quadrant didnt have a rip and i didnt get the lipo

Granted, but now you gain lots of weight.

I wish to never fall in love.

Granted! but you fall into a severe depression!

I wish my wishes i made here would come true in real life

(already there...undiagnosed bipolar here)

I don't have enough strength to make that happen. If it were up to me, you would be whole again.
I wish I weren't so self conscious.

Granted! but now your overly conscious of other people

I wish to have 32 tonnes of female sumo wrestlers give me extremely tight tight tight sweaty sticky warm hugs to me

Granted but they're in series and not in parallel.

I wish I could afford college.

Granted, but she can't stop hugging you because she can't move.

I want to be an electronics technician.

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15 Dec 2007, 10:37 pm