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15 Dec 2007, 10:38 pm

Granted, but one day you get zapped to death.

I wish I was rich.


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15 Dec 2007, 10:39 pm

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Granted, but one day you get zapped to death.

I wish I was rich.


Granted! you invest in the stock market... but now you become obsessed with stocks and loose the rest of your "life"

i wish i could live without eating, drinking or breathing


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15 Dec 2007, 10:41 pm

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Granted but there is rip in the time quandrant and you get lipo anyway!

I wish I could become full on vegan and find stuff that is affordable!

Granted! but you must travel to bangkok to get your food every week

i wish the time quadrant didnt have a rip and i didnt get the lipo


Granted, but now you gain lots of weight.

I wish to never fall in love.


Granted! but you fall into a severe depression!

I wish my wishes i made here would come true in real life


(already there...undiagnosed bipolar here)

I don't have enough strength to make that happen. If it were up to me, you would be whole again.
I wish I weren't so self conscious.


Granted! but now your overly conscious of other people

I wish to have 32 tonnes of female sumo wrestlers give me extremely tight tight tight sweaty sticky warm hugs to me


Granted but they're in series and not in parallel.


I wish I could afford college.

Granted! but for YOU to afford college the entire global economy goes into a major depression...

i wish to have 64 tonnes of female sumo wreslers give me extremely tight tight tight sweaty sticky warm hugs to me... ALL AT THE SAME TIME...


Granted, but she can't stop hugging you because she can't move.


I want to be an electronics technician.


hmm.. cant stop hugging me eh... i dont mind... ill just live under her for the rest of my life with all that beautiful DEEP DEEP DEEP pressure on top of me...

Granted! but you get a job working for the prison and have to put up with prisoners flinging their poo at you


What the parakeet? flinging poo? How do they do that?



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15 Dec 2007, 10:41 pm

Granted, but what's the point in that?

I wish I could lose 50 extra pounds.


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15 Dec 2007, 10:42 pm

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Granted, but what's the point in that?

I wish I could lose 50 extra pounds.


point is, eating is a waste of time, drinking is a waste of time, breathing is a waste of time... and energy on all three... and being the fact that my 64 ton wife cannot move im totally immobilized under her... so i have to live somehow ;)

Granted! you loose it via liposuction and they botch it and take off 100 pounds turning you into a rasin

i wish my wife were heavier ;)


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15 Dec 2007, 10:47 pm

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Granted, but what's the point in that?

I wish I could lose 50 extra pounds.


point is, eating is a waste of time, drinking is a waste of time, breathing is a waste of time... and energy on all three... and being the fact that my 64 ton wife cannot move im totally immobilized under her... so i have to live somehow ;)

Granted! you loose it via liposuction and they botch it and take off 100 pounds turning you into a rasin

i wish my wife were heavier ;)


Take off 100 and I'll weigh 100...

Granted...enjoy!


I wish I were a model.


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15 Dec 2007, 10:49 pm

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Granted, but what's the point in that?

I wish I could lose 50 extra pounds.


point is, eating is a waste of time, drinking is a waste of time, breathing is a waste of time... and energy on all three... and being the fact that my 64 ton wife cannot move im totally immobilized under her... so i have to live somehow ;)

Granted! you loose it via liposuction and they botch it and take off 100 pounds turning you into a rasin

i wish my wife were heavier ;)


Take off 100 and I'll weigh 100...

Granted...enjoy!


I wish I were a model.


Granted! but now people stalk you with cameras ALL THE TIME


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15 Dec 2007, 10:51 pm

Strapples wrote:
NoNameRockBand wrote:
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Granted, but what's the point in that?

I wish I could lose 50 extra pounds.


point is, eating is a waste of time, drinking is a waste of time, breathing is a waste of time... and energy on all three... and being the fact that my 64 ton wife cannot move im totally immobilized under her... so i have to live somehow ;)

Granted! you loose it via liposuction and they botch it and take off 100 pounds turning you into a rasin

i wish my wife were heavier ;)


Take off 100 and I'll weigh 100...

Granted...enjoy!


I wish I were a model.


Granted! but now people stalk you with cameras ALL THE TIME


I'd like that.:D

Granted...Merry Christmas!

I wish I was taller.


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15 Dec 2007, 10:52 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:
Strapples wrote:
NoNameRockBand wrote:
Strapples wrote:
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Granted, but what's the point in that?

I wish I could lose 50 extra pounds.


point is, eating is a waste of time, drinking is a waste of time, breathing is a waste of time... and energy on all three... and being the fact that my 64 ton wife cannot move im totally immobilized under her... so i have to live somehow ;)

Granted! you loose it via liposuction and they botch it and take off 100 pounds turning you into a rasin

i wish my wife were heavier ;)


Take off 100 and I'll weigh 100...

Granted...enjoy!


I wish I were a model.


Granted! but now people stalk you with cameras ALL THE TIME


I'd like that.:D

Granted...Merry Christmas!

I wish I was taller.


Granted! but now your a giantess and are 8ft tall and cant fit through a normal doorway

i wish my sumo wrestler wife were extremely hot sticky and sweaty and weigh 999 trillion tonnes and hug me tight in her giant soft squishy strong arms


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15 Dec 2007, 11:14 pm

Strapples wrote:
NoNameRockBand wrote:
Strapples wrote:
NoNameRockBand wrote:
Strapples wrote:
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Granted, but what's the point in that?

I wish I could lose 50 extra pounds.


point is, eating is a waste of time, drinking is a waste of time, breathing is a waste of time... and energy on all three... and being the fact that my 64 ton wife cannot move im totally immobilized under her... so i have to live somehow ;)

Granted! you loose it via liposuction and they botch it and take off 100 pounds turning you into a rasin

i wish my wife were heavier ;)


Take off 100 and I'll weigh 100...

Granted...enjoy!


I wish I were a model.


Granted! but now people stalk you with cameras ALL THE TIME


I'd like that.:D

Granted...Merry Christmas!

I wish I was taller.


Granted! but now your a giantess and are 8ft tall and cant fit through a normal doorway

i wish my sumo wrestler wife were extremely hot sticky and sweaty and weigh 999 trillion tonnes and hug me tight in her giant soft squishy strong arms


Granted, but you can't escape her gravity!! !

I want to repair things.



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15 Dec 2007, 11:19 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Strapples wrote:
NoNameRockBand wrote:
Strapples wrote:
NoNameRockBand wrote:
Strapples wrote:
NoNameRockBand wrote:
Granted, but what's the point in that?

I wish I could lose 50 extra pounds.


point is, eating is a waste of time, drinking is a waste of time, breathing is a waste of time... and energy on all three... and being the fact that my 64 ton wife cannot move im totally immobilized under her... so i have to live somehow ;)

Granted! you loose it via liposuction and they botch it and take off 100 pounds turning you into a rasin

i wish my wife were heavier ;)


Take off 100 and I'll weigh 100...

Granted...enjoy!


I wish I were a model.


Granted! but now people stalk you with cameras ALL THE TIME


I'd like that.:D

Granted...Merry Christmas!

I wish I was taller.


Granted! but now your a giantess and are 8ft tall and cant fit through a normal doorway

i wish my sumo wrestler wife were extremely hot sticky and sweaty and weigh 999 trillion tonnes and hug me tight in her giant soft squishy strong arms


Granted, but you can't escape her gravity!! !

I want to repair things.


Granted! but you must break something to repair something... so theres always something broken...

I wish my 999 trillion ton girlfriend has arms so big she could totally wrap me up tightly in their sweaty warm stickyness


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16 Dec 2007, 11:55 am

Strapples wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Strapples wrote:
NoNameRockBand wrote:
Strapples wrote:
NoNameRockBand wrote:
Strapples wrote:
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Granted, but what's the point in that?

I wish I could lose 50 extra pounds.


point is, eating is a waste of time, drinking is a waste of time, breathing is a waste of time... and energy on all three... and being the fact that my 64 ton wife cannot move im totally immobilized under her... so i have to live somehow ;)

Granted! you loose it via liposuction and they botch it and take off 100 pounds turning you into a rasin

i wish my wife were heavier ;)


Take off 100 and I'll weigh 100...

Granted...enjoy!


I wish I were a model.


Granted! but now people stalk you with cameras ALL THE TIME


I'd like that.:D

Granted...Merry Christmas!

I wish I was taller.


Granted! but now your a giantess and are 8ft tall and cant fit through a normal doorway

i wish my sumo wrestler wife were extremely hot sticky and sweaty and weigh 999 trillion tonnes and hug me tight in her giant soft squishy strong arms


Granted, but you can't escape her gravity!! !

I want to repair things.


Granted! but you must break something to repair something... so theres always something broken...

I wish my 999 trillion ton girlfriend has arms so big she could totally wrap me up tightly in their sweaty warm stickyness


granted. but you suffocate to death.

I wish my wisdom teeth removal tomorrow to be painless(literally, I really do, even though I will knocked out, I can't stand pain)


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16 Dec 2007, 11:57 am

Gamester wrote:
Strapples wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Strapples wrote:
NoNameRockBand wrote:
Strapples wrote:
NoNameRockBand wrote:
Strapples wrote:
NoNameRockBand wrote:
Granted, but what's the point in that?

I wish I could lose 50 extra pounds.


point is, eating is a waste of time, drinking is a waste of time, breathing is a waste of time... and energy on all three... and being the fact that my 64 ton wife cannot move im totally immobilized under her... so i have to live somehow ;)

Granted! you loose it via liposuction and they botch it and take off 100 pounds turning you into a rasin

i wish my wife were heavier ;)


Take off 100 and I'll weigh 100...

Granted...enjoy!


I wish I were a model.


Granted! but now people stalk you with cameras ALL THE TIME


I'd like that.:D

Granted...Merry Christmas!

I wish I was taller.


Granted! but now your a giantess and are 8ft tall and cant fit through a normal doorway

i wish my sumo wrestler wife were extremely hot sticky and sweaty and weigh 999 trillion tonnes and hug me tight in her giant soft squishy strong arms


Granted, but you can't escape her gravity!! !

I want to repair things.


Granted! but you must break something to repair something... so theres always something broken...

I wish my 999 trillion ton girlfriend has arms so big she could totally wrap me up tightly in their sweaty warm stickyness


granted. but you suffocate to death.

I wish my wisdom teeth removal tomorrow to be painless(literally, I really do, even though I will knocked out, I can't stand pain)


Granted! but they decide to suffocate you with 20 lead aprons to make sure you dont wake up from pain ;)

i wish i owned a hospital radiology department...


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16 Dec 2007, 12:33 pm

You own a hospital department but you do not know how it works.

I wish that pilots could control aircraft with RC controllers.



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16 Dec 2007, 12:42 pm

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You own a hospital department but you do not know how it works.

I wish that pilots could control aircraft with RC controllers.

(don't need to know how it works... Just want to pile all the lead aprons on top of me)

Granted but the batteries die and you crash

I wish the hospital had 400 lead aprons all piled on top of me


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16 Dec 2007, 4:42 pm

Granted but you die due to lead poisoning.

I wish that there is a special kind of tire that drives on top of snow and grip ice.