Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. Everyone is constantly lazy and lethargic.

I wish to find my lost pair of glasses.

Granted, it shoots lazers all over the place everytime you put them on.

I wish for a top hat

Granted. A man walks by with a stack of straw hats. He gives you the one on top.

I wish that I had a good poster for my office.

Granted, you now have a big red poster that says "Good" in your office

I wish I had a bigger kitchen.

Granted. Your entire house is now a kitchen. Your furniture is all outside on the sidewalk.

I wish I had a bigger office.

Granted, your office is now so big it takes up it's own island and you have to take a boat to get to it.

I wish I had a house. (I live in an apartment)

granted. It's due for demolition on tuesday.

I wish the remote wasn't so far away.

Granted, the remote is now permanently stuck yo your back

I wish Dairy Queen was open.

Granted. The doors are open, but nobody is around to serve you.

I wish I lived in a shop at the mall.

Granted it's a bed bath and beyond.

I wish i had a more slots in my wallet.

granted, but now all the slots in your wallet are too small to hold standard sized credit cards.

I wish for a free dinner.

Granted. Dinner is free, but you are required to leave $100 tip.

I wish that I had a rib-eye steak, medium rare, with a baked potato.

Granted. But you have to eat it in a Vegan coffee house.

I wish i was a trained chef.

Granted. You are personally trained by "Jack" of Jack in the Box.

I wish that I had a real Voodoo doll of my supervisor.

granted. it's in a mint condition box that's never been opened.

I wish apple would change their name.

Granted. It is now babaeiofnaknagiabnelgnalsdgnalskdgnaiehfoaingkansdklasndfkajsfobnagasgsg.

I wish that time would slow down on the weekends.