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caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
I died while meditating six years ago, yet tourists still take pictures of me thinking I'm the chosen one.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
I'm ticklish. Stop doing that.
I'm very animated and will never grow up.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Touch me again and I'll have your finger off!
I am the winner of the best goatee of the year award! Ha! Beat that if you can.
I got the idea for my hair style from a circular saw blade!
I will never ever wear a toupee.
I've been following the Dalai Lama so long, I must have circled the Earth a hundred times.
Ain't I cute! See my big toe.
Mama, she's making eyes at me!
C'me over here and give dadda a big bear hug!!
Bart? Stop messing with that camera!
I have the newest Gucci spectacles, slightly darkened for extra sunny days.
A rare condition left me with a spiky head and yellow skin
Polar explorer
Local man spots yeti, ages 50 years.