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caledonia
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01 May 2010, 8:52 am

I died while meditating six years ago, yet tourists still take pictures of me thinking I'm the chosen one.



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01 May 2010, 8:53 am

I'm ticklish. Stop doing that.



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01 May 2010, 8:55 am

I'm very animated and will never grow up.



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01 May 2010, 8:57 am

Touch me again and I'll have your finger off!


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01 May 2010, 8:59 am

I am the winner of the best goatee of the year award! Ha! Beat that if you can.



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01 May 2010, 9:04 am

I got the idea for my hair style from a circular saw blade! 8O


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01 May 2010, 9:06 am

I will never ever wear a toupee. Image



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01 May 2010, 9:08 am

I've been following the Dalai Lama so long, I must have circled the Earth a hundred times.



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01 May 2010, 9:11 am

Ain't I cute! See my big toe.



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01 May 2010, 9:12 am

Mama, she's making eyes at me! 8O



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01 May 2010, 9:14 am

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C'me over here and give dadda a big bear hug!!



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01 May 2010, 9:19 am

Bart? Stop messing with that camera!


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01 May 2010, 9:22 am

I have the newest Gucci spectacles, slightly darkened for extra sunny days.



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01 May 2010, 4:14 pm

A rare condition left me with a spiky head and yellow skin



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01 May 2010, 4:15 pm

Polar explorer


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01 May 2010, 4:30 pm

Local man spots yeti, ages 50 years.