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reginaterrae
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20 May 2010, 6:33 am

You receive a parking ticket.

*inserts a quarter*

TallyMan
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20 May 2010, 6:34 am

You receive an anvil.

*inserts quarter*

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reginaterrae
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20 May 2010, 6:35 am

:lol: You receive a crowbar.

*inserts a quarter*

syzygyish
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20 May 2010, 6:38 am

You receive a quarter of a prize

*inserts the full amount of demanded payment*

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TallyMan
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20 May 2010, 6:41 am

As you appear to be wealthy you receive an additional tax demand for $10k.

*inserts 1 centime*

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reginaterrae
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20 May 2010, 6:59 am

You receive one second additional cell phone allowance for this month.

*inserts a quarter*

TallyMan
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20 May 2010, 7:09 am

An arm sneaks out from the machine and steals your purse while you aren't looking.

*inserts quarter*

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CosmicRuss
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20 May 2010, 8:04 am

You receive a personal alarm with bonus pepper spray.

*inserts peppercorns*

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"Been there, done that, got the t-shirt"
- CosmicRuss

TallyMan
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20 May 2010, 8:41 am

The machine makes some grinding noises then sneezes violently.

*inserts quarter*

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CosmicRuss
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20 May 2010, 8:56 am

You win a box of Floralys 2 ply tissues as stocked by Lidl.

*inserts quarter*

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"Been there, done that, got the t-shirt"
- CosmicRuss

TallyMan
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20 May 2010, 9:00 am

You win a coupon: 2 for the price of 3 offer at Walmart.

*inserts a matchstick*

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CosmicRuss
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20 May 2010, 9:23 am

You win a solo portrait by Lowry.

*inserts* quarter*

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"Been there, done that, got the t-shirt"
- CosmicRuss

TallyMan
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20 May 2010, 11:58 am

You receive a packet of Camel cigarettes without filters.

*inserts quarter*

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CosmicRuss
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20 May 2010, 12:53 pm

You receive some concealer cream for your nicotine stained fingers.

*inserts a quarter dipped in camel spit*

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"Been there, done that, got the t-shirt"
- CosmicRuss

TallyMan
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20 May 2010, 12:54 pm

Your receive a record by Oasis.

*inserts a vinyl LP*

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CosmicRuss
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20 May 2010, 12:57 pm

You win [for a friend`s dog] some throat sweets for His Master`s Voice.

*inserts doggie chocolate drop*

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- CosmicRuss

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