Strapples
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16 Dec 2007, 5:29 pm
Dylan14 wrote:
Granted but you die due to lead poisoning.
I wish that there is a special kind of tire that drives on top of snow and grip ice.
I wish that there is a special kind of tire that drives on top of snow and grip ice.
Granted! but they only come from goodyear and cost 4000 dollars a set
i wish i was immune to lead poisoning
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16 Dec 2007, 7:43 pm
Strapples wrote:
Dylan14 wrote:
Granted but you die due to lead poisoning.
I wish that there is a special kind of tire that drives on top of snow and grip ice.
I wish that there is a special kind of tire that drives on top of snow and grip ice.
Granted! but they only come from goodyear and cost 4000 dollars a set
i wish i was immune to lead poisoning
Granted but you are vulnerable to everything else!
I wish I could clear my name after being framed by underclassmen.
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16 Dec 2007, 7:47 pm
AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
Strapples wrote:
Dylan14 wrote:
Granted but you die due to lead poisoning.
I wish that there is a special kind of tire that drives on top of snow and grip ice.
I wish that there is a special kind of tire that drives on top of snow and grip ice.
Granted! but they only come from goodyear and cost 4000 dollars a set
i wish i was immune to lead poisoning
Granted but you are vulnerable to everything else!
I wish I could clear my name after being framed by underclassmen.
Granted! but to do so you must steal the identity of someone else...
i wish i were completely invulnerable
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16 Dec 2007, 8:20 pm
Strapples
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16 Dec 2007, 8:25 pm
Dylan14 wrote:
That wish cannot be done. You have to vulnerable to something.
I wish for a game console that you could enter the game.
I wish for a game console that you could enter the game.
GRANTED! but you can die in the game and if you die in the game you die in real life
i wish to work as a radiologist... and live in the radiology department at night
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16 Dec 2007, 8:34 pm
Strapples wrote:
Dylan14 wrote:
That wish cannot be done. You have to vulnerable to something.
I wish for a game console that you could enter the game.
I wish for a game console that you could enter the game.
GRANTED! but you can die in the game and if you die in the game you die in real life
i wish to work as a radiologist... and live in the radiology department at night
granted, but you get radiation posining from all the work you do.
I wish that after my surgery tomorrow for my wisdom teeth(all four) that I recover fast.
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16 Dec 2007, 8:39 pm
Gamester wrote:
Strapples wrote:
Dylan14 wrote:
That wish cannot be done. You have to vulnerable to something.
I wish for a game console that you could enter the game.
I wish for a game console that you could enter the game.
GRANTED! but you can die in the game and if you die in the game you die in real life
i wish to work as a radiologist... and live in the radiology department at night
granted, but you get radiation posining from all the work you do.
I wish that after my surgery tomorrow for my wisdom teeth(all four) that I recover fast.
Granted! but to recover quickly they decide to stick you in a hyperbaric chamber for 7 days... without TV magazines or ANYTHING... just you the chamber and the toilet inside the chamber...
i wish i could grow a third eye from this radiation poisoning
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16 Dec 2007, 11:34 pm
Strapples wrote:
Gamester wrote:
Strapples wrote:
Dylan14 wrote:
That wish cannot be done. You have to vulnerable to something.
I wish for a game console that you could enter the game.
I wish for a game console that you could enter the game.
GRANTED! but you can die in the game and if you die in the game you die in real life
i wish to work as a radiologist... and live in the radiology department at night
granted, but you get radiation posining from all the work you do.
I wish that after my surgery tomorrow for my wisdom teeth(all four) that I recover fast.
Granted! but to recover quickly they decide to stick you in a hyperbaric chamber for 7 days... without TV magazines or ANYTHING... just you the chamber and the toilet inside the chamber...
i wish i could grow a third eye from this radiation poisoning
That's gonna hurt.
Granted, but this third eye turns out to have magic powers which make you grow older quicker.
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17 Dec 2007, 7:10 am
Gamester wrote:
Strapples wrote:
Gamester wrote:
Strapples wrote:
Dylan14 wrote:
That wish cannot be done. You have to vulnerable to something.
I wish for a game console that you could enter the game.
I wish for a game console that you could enter the game.
GRANTED! but you can die in the game and if you die in the game you die in real life
i wish to work as a radiologist... and live in the radiology department at night
granted, but you get radiation posining from all the work you do.
I wish that after my surgery tomorrow for my wisdom teeth(all four) that I recover fast.
Granted! but to recover quickly they decide to stick you in a hyperbaric chamber for 7 days... without TV magazines or ANYTHING... just you the chamber and the toilet inside the chamber...
i wish i could grow a third eye from this radiation poisoning
That's gonna hurt.
Granted, but this third eye turns out to have magic powers which make you grow older quicker.
you did not make a wish...
I wish i could live forever...
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17 Dec 2007, 3:12 pm
Strapples
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17 Dec 2007, 3:15 pm
AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
Granted but you miss everyone.
I wish that January 20th, 2009 would come quicker.
I wish that January 20th, 2009 would come quicker.
Granted! but your mother dies the day before
i wish i owned Apple
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17 Dec 2007, 3:17 pm
Strapples
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17 Dec 2007, 3:20 pm
rexmas wrote:
GRANTED!
but your technical support is outsourced to india!
I wish I had more time to do the things I need done!
but your technical support is outsourced to india!
I wish I had more time to do the things I need done!
Granted! but you cannot use any transportation as everything in the world stops moving.!
I wish i had more shareholders
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17 Dec 2007, 3:21 pm
17 Dec 2007, 3:22 pm
Strapples
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17 Dec 2007, 3:24 pm
Kilroy wrote:
granted buy your company is dead
I wish I could play drums
I wish I could play drums
Granted! but you suck!
I wish i could have a hot girlfriend who weighs 999 trillion tonnes and could totally wrap me up in her warm sticky sweaty arms
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