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09 Apr 2011, 7:32 am

Granted, now you got a sub sandwich which you found laying about in a subway.

I wish that the 2 weeks holiday ended?


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09 Apr 2011, 9:51 am

Granted. The holidays end but the the next one is about to start!

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I wish I didn't need to dumb down almost everything I say to anyone.


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09 Apr 2011, 8:18 pm

Granted. Now everything that you say is completely incomprehensible.

I wish that my next payday would come sooner.


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09 Apr 2011, 8:49 pm

Granted. Your work just started giving out paychecks every-other day. unfortunately, due to budget cuts thanks to extra paper for printing so many checks, you have now been laid off and won't get a paycheck after tuesday.

I wish that gas prices would go down....


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09 Apr 2011, 9:34 pm

Granted. They started diluting gasoline, so it is really cheap, but your gas mileage has gone to almost nothing.

I wish that a day was longer.


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10 Apr 2011, 6:08 am

Granted, now the nights are shorter.

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I wish my stomach acid dropped to normal ph values.


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10 Apr 2011, 6:47 am

Good. Now you die from abnormal stomach acid. :(

I wish I could have the Blue Chaos Emerald, allowing me to have the highest pinnacle of logic.


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10 Apr 2011, 7:45 am

Granted, but now you have to live as a video game character.

I wish that I still had some of my really old computer games to play.


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10 Apr 2011, 8:49 am

Granted, but the frustrations of them quickly come back to haunt you - the poor graphics, the painful white noise quality of the audio, the inability to save when you're doing really well so that you have to repeat entire levels all over again.

(Incidentally, you know you can download emulators, right? I've done that for a few of my old favourites.)

I wish I could have perfect vision.



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10 Apr 2011, 10:01 am

Good. You're a perfectionist.

I wish there was a superemulator for the SEGA Genesis.


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10 Apr 2011, 10:13 am

Granted. But it will crash your computer after two minutes.

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I wish I controlled my depressions fully.


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10 Apr 2011, 5:50 pm

Peeled_Lemon wrote:
(Incidentally, you know you can download emulators, right? I've done that for a few of my old favourites.)


Yes, I have a number of emulators. It's just that some of my older games are rather challenging to find or require a platform that is difficult to emulate.

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I wish I controlled my depressions fully.


Granted. You are now a robot.

I wish that I had a hamburger.


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10 Apr 2011, 9:12 pm

Wish granted, but it's rotting and filled with artificial chemicals.

I wish to create my own world where things are the way I want them!


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10 Apr 2011, 11:39 pm

Granted. But it will be narrated by a "hot girl" and you will be charged $2.99 per minute.

I wish I was a size 8.


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11 Apr 2011, 3:52 am

Granted, but you have to stay on a special diet

I wish I could be a cat for a few hours


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11 Apr 2011, 6:56 am

Granted. But the cat is you for a few hours :wink:

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I wish for spiritual enlightenment


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