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28 Jul 2011, 8:20 pm

Q: Not knowing the answer or context of a question.


A: Smilex


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"You look way more delicious than I expected!"


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28 Jul 2011, 8:24 pm

A smiley followed by an x?

Tired


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28 Jul 2011, 8:49 pm

Q: What is how I feel every freakin' morning?


A: percolator



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28 Jul 2011, 8:57 pm

What is a machine that makes you perky?

Waterbottle


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29 Jul 2011, 2:38 am

chrissyrun wrote:
What is a machine that makes you perky?
:lol:

chrissyrun wrote:
Waterbottle


What is a bottle made entirely of water, which has yet to be invented, being that there is no possible use for it?

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A: Bed and Breakfast



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29 Jul 2011, 8:57 am

q: pyloricstanosis



a:what i need after a night of drinking


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29 Jul 2011, 11:38 am

danmac wrote:
q: pyloricstanosis



a:what i need after a night of drinking


Q: What is a 15 letter word that I have no idea what it means?


A: cut the grass



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29 Jul 2011, 1:21 pm

What is something I'm guessing that you need to do?

Keys


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29 Jul 2011, 2:32 pm

chrissyrun wrote:
What is something I'm guessing that you need to do?


Nah, it's what I told my teenage son to do this morning!

your Q: Keys

my A: what do I always leave off of the map I draw for dh? :lol:




Q: Lake Titikaka



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30 Jul 2011, 12:45 am

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chrissyrun wrote:
What is something I'm guessing that you need to do?


Nah, it's what I told my teenage son to do this morning!

your Q: Keys

my A: what do I always leave off of the map I draw for dh? :lol:




Q: Lake Titikaka


What is the schoolboy's favorite name in Geography and the school teacher's least favorite name?

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A: The missing link.



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30 Jul 2011, 12:04 pm

Q: What is 1/2 of dh's jewelry for formal events?


A: merino wool



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30 Jul 2011, 2:58 pm

What is a soft texture?

Pop music


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30 Jul 2011, 6:52 pm

Q: What did the weasel sing?


A: super highway



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30 Jul 2011, 7:04 pm

What is a fantastic way to travel?

Heart


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30 Jul 2011, 9:22 pm

Q. What is the power of the fifth ring on CAPTAIN PLANET AND THE PLANETEERS?

A. Brain.


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30 Jul 2011, 9:23 pm

Q: What did the Tin Woodsman want from the wizard of Oz?



A: Methane gas