Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but your power is to turn into a fly, and you are squished.

I wish that I had a better computer.

Granted but it is a vintage Apple computer from 1984 that works on its own terms.

I wish people would say "yes" more often.

Granted! www.dicksaysyes.com

I wish for more blank cdrw discs

Granted but I don't know what you're talking about so I cannot corrupt.

I wish I could buy a muzzle for my mom & my sister, both NTs, who cannot stop treating me if I was an animal on a leash.

granted: but they get stuck in your CD drive and it causes your whole computer to crash for reasons that will never be known.

I wish for a vacation to Hawaii

Granted, but hours after arriving, a new even larger volcano erupts form beneath the ocean floor and overtakes all of the existing islands, creating New Hawaii. It will be decades before it is habitable. Plus, the Russians plant a flag in it and claim it as their own, like the under the North Pole.

I wish to be able to sleep more than 3-4 hours per night.

Granted, but then you oversleep and it makes you late for work on the day of your big presentation.


I wish for someone to come and clean my house!! !

Granted, but they take up residence in your home and don't leave.

I wish to live in Boston, MA.

Granted, but the Red Sox relocate to Nevada

I wish my 3 year old will take a nap!! !

Blasphemy!

Granted, but your oldest son no longer sleeps at night and jumps on your bed and clangs pots and pans of rhours on end.

I wish to move to Nevada to follow my beloved Red Sox.

granted, but they pick up a new curse on the way and never win the World Series again.

I wish I had my own personal cook

Granted, but she is an assassin, and poisons your food after 3 weeks.

I wish I was a Ninja.

granted, but you are killed on your first assignment


I wish I had a bigger house

Granted, but you get lost in it and are never heard from again.

I wish that I could win the "Last Person To Post" thread on at least one forum.

Granted, but Raph522 is not pleased.

I wish that I knew everything that I needed to know.