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TallyMan
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20 May 2010, 1:00 pm

The machine grabs your leg in an affectionate way.

*inserts £1*


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20 May 2010, 1:35 pm

You have received tickets to a broadway showing of Mary Poppins.

*inserts quarter*



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20 May 2010, 1:40 pm

You receive some toffee popcorn - enough to fill a swimming pool.

*inserts chimney brush*


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20 May 2010, 1:42 pm

You win a flying umbrella.

*inserts gravity*


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20 May 2010, 3:27 pm

You win the rust from the bottom of the fuel tank.

*inserts nozzle*


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20 May 2010, 3:35 pm

You receive a petrol bill for £1000.

*inserts credit card*


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20 May 2010, 3:51 pm

You receive 1 airmile but the scheme is suspended until the volcanic ash is all swept up.

*inserts quarter litre/liter*


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20 May 2010, 3:52 pm

You get a huge can which is human size can of lager, ENJOY! :D

**Inserts a penny**


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20 May 2010, 3:54 pm

A small nozzle pops out of the machine and dribbles down your leg.

*inserts 100 Billion Zimbabwe dollars*


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20 May 2010, 6:35 pm

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You get three eggs (not bad considering it's only worth two).

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*inserts chicken*



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20 May 2010, 6:44 pm

You get a hand-written thank you note from Colonel Sanders.

*inserts silly putty*


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21 May 2010, 6:10 am

You get an incredible inedible egg.

*inserts a quarter pound of crushed egg shells*



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21 May 2010, 6:21 am

You get a carton of slug repellent.

*inserts quarter*


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21 May 2010, 6:51 am

You win free crusts with any cucumber sandwich taken with tea at the Ritz [1]

*inserts tip*

[1] The Ritz Paris is not included in this offer


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21 May 2010, 6:55 am

You receive a tap.

*inserts drumstick*



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21 May 2010, 7:12 am

You get drummed into the army.

*inserts hand into machine*


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