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17 Dec 2007, 3:25 pm

GRANTED!!
But you have to sacrifice one of your arms.

I wish I had my own speed metal band...


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17 Dec 2007, 3:27 pm

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GRANTED!!
But you have to sacrifice one of your arms.

I wish I had my own speed metal band...


Granted! but the amps are so loud you blow your hearing..

i wish i had no arms since having one arm is werid,


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17 Dec 2007, 3:42 pm

Granted but you can do hardly anything so life is an annoyance and a downright bore.

I wish I had the perfect zebra avatar.


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17 Dec 2007, 3:48 pm

GRANTED!

But zebras go extinct shortly therafter!

I with I had a chainsaw-sword!


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17 Dec 2007, 4:39 pm

Granted but it is a chainsaw that operates on electricity.
You are electricuted.


I wish I could have a woodland animal as a pet legally.


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17 Dec 2007, 4:57 pm

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Granted but it is a chainsaw that operates on electricity.
You are electricuted.


I wish I could have a woodland animal as a pet legally.


Granted! but now the woodlands are empty cuz everyone has them as pets

i wish my 999 tonne girlfriend would have huge arms that could totally wrap me up head to toe in her warm sticky sweatyness


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17 Dec 2007, 5:09 pm

granted, but you are literally suffocated promptly by her love and affection.

i wish i was Boba Fett, the most notorious bounty hunter ever.


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17 Dec 2007, 5:11 pm

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granted, but you are literally suffocated promptly by her love and affection.

i wish i was Boba Fett, the most notorious bounty hunter ever.


i wish i could live wrapped up in her arms without suffocating ;)


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17 Dec 2007, 10:04 pm

You no longer suffocate but you are crushed under her arms.

I wish that the Concorde was still in service.



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17 Dec 2007, 10:07 pm

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You no longer suffocate but you are crushed under her arms.

I wish that the Concorde was still in service.


Granted! but everyone is pissed off at you for bringing it back...

i wish me and my 999 trillion tonne girlfriend were totally mummy wrapped in giant lead aprons :P


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17 Dec 2007, 10:10 pm

Granted, but you are having dental X Rays done.

I want to live where it is warm - even in winter.


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17 Dec 2007, 10:14 pm

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Granted, but you are having dental X Rays done.

I want to live where it is warm - even in winter.


yay! x-ray exposure... i love x-rays :P

Granted! but its always 120 degrees outside!

i wish me and my girlfriend both mummy wrapped in lead were getting an MRI


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17 Dec 2007, 10:19 pm

Granted, but it rains every single day of the year.

I wish that the force of gravity was weaker on the Earth.



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17 Dec 2007, 10:20 pm

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Granted, but it rains every single day of the year.

I wish that the force of gravity was weaker on the Earth.


uhhh... why does it matter if it rains every day of the year

Granted! but its so weak that to stay on the ground you must wear a lead apron 24/7/365

i wish my girlfriend and i were mummy wrapped in some more giant lead aprons ;)


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17 Dec 2007, 11:11 pm

Granted, but she passes out and you have to go to the bathroom.

I hope all goes well with the shrink for me tomorrow.


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17 Dec 2007, 11:13 pm

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Granted, but she passes out and you have to go to the bathroom.

I hope all goes well with the shrink for me tomorrow.


Granted! but your shrink decides to shrink wrap you in shrink wrap... shouldnt have made that joke about calling him a shrinky dink...

i wish my girlfriend and i were totally mummy wrapped in more lead aprons... :P


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