Corrupt A Wish

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I wish for a missing wish granter

Granted, but it will break the first time you use it.

I wish I could meet the characters from the Planet of the Apes.

Granted. The apes put you in a zoo.

I wish that I had an endless supply of fresh pizza of all kinds.

Granted. Everyone steals the pizza, you become sick of the pizza, they eventually rot, and they take up so much place the whole human race has to go to another planet.

No wish, so the wish granters will give you what they think you need. Granted. You are now floating in maple syrup, surrounded by hungry bears.

I wish that I could have a little peace and quiet.

Granted, but you soon realize the quiet was from everyone dying due to an apocalypse.

I wish I could sing "Playing God" to Jonas. Hehehehe...... TAKE THAT!

You sing it to him and he dies because you sing it so loud that it blows his head up.

I wish that I thought of a cool useful invention and patented it.

Granted. Unfortunately, someone patented a similar idea a year ago, and you get sued for patent violation.

I wish that people without allergies would suddenly get annoying allergies, just so that they can know what it feels like.

Granted. But people without allergies lose their central nervous system so that they can't feel.

I wish people weren't idiots.

Granted. All people turn into Robots, you now have created a generation of robot-idiots, your welcome.

I wish that someone would ask me to prom.

Granted. Your five-year-old neighbor asks you to the kindergarten prom.

I wish that I could see infra-red light.

Granted, but you can only see infra-red light.

I wish for a big storm and lots of rain.

granted, now you need an arch.

I wish for a self-replicating models of me do all my chores.

Granted without corruption... I can have one then too!

I wish for ten TallyMan clones.

granted, but then they start to mate like bunnies, and invade the Earth.


I wish for a never-ending holiday.

Granted, your never ending holiday in the Sahara desert commences immediately. Just as soon as I've rounded up all these other TallyMen and Booyakashas that seem to be multiplying.

I wish for a pleasure afternoon.