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01 May 2011, 5:15 am

Granted. It is now on your feet.

I wish I had an off switch for my neighbors.

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01 May 2011, 10:27 am

Granted. Although they have a 'off' switch for you too. Something like this:
(Warning: Graphic!)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLmvzgtQIFo[/youtube]

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I wish for a butler to serve my every need.

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01 May 2011, 4:31 pm

Granted, he shoves you in the oven until you are brown, then cuts you up into little pieces and lathers you in butter.

I wish for more cheese.

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01 May 2011, 4:43 pm

Granted. You are dipped in butter and covered with cheese.

I wish I had a pet shark.

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02 May 2011, 5:18 am

Granted. You get Jaws. What does he look like from the inside?

Where is my pet rattlesnake?

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02 May 2011, 5:59 am

Granted. Your pet rattlesnake is now attached to your leg with its fangs.

I wish that I had a trained killer jackrabbit.

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02 May 2011, 11:29 am

Granted: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg[/youtube]

I wish for a dog that didn't fart. :evil:

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02 May 2011, 5:24 pm

Granted. You have a stuffed dog.

I wish that I had a sunny disposition.

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02 May 2011, 11:42 pm

Granted. You are relocated to the surface of the sun.

I wish I didn't have so much work to do.

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03 May 2011, 1:40 am

Granted. You fall into a coma and have nothing to do.

I wish that I knew every secret password in the world.

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03 May 2011, 3:12 pm

Granted, you now know every secret password...except for the safe word. And Big Bubba's having a field day with it!

I wish I could quit smoking.

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03 May 2011, 4:00 pm

Granted, you live in a swimming pool.

I wish I knew how to extract my foot from my mouth.

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03 May 2011, 11:33 pm

Granted, but as soon as you remove it, your other foot goes in.

I wish that I could meet our alien overlords.

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04 May 2011, 8:49 am

Granted, but they annihilate the human race and use remaining survivors for experimentation.

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04 May 2011, 12:11 pm

Random wish time. Granted. You are on an iceberg in the tropics with a hungry polar bear.

I wish that I had a Big Mac.

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04 May 2011, 12:19 pm

Granted, one is shipped to you from the McD restaurant in London via surface mail; it should arrive in a couple of weeks.

I wish for world peace.

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