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Strapples
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18 Dec 2007, 6:50 pm
Dylan14 wrote:
Granted but now you have to live in Buffalo,NY all the time.
I wish that I had my own space vessel to fly to the International Space Station.
I wish that I had my own space vessel to fly to the International Space Station.
Granted! but there is an air leak and you die!
i wish to own Invacare corporation
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18 Dec 2007, 7:17 pm
Strapples
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18 Dec 2007, 7:29 pm
NoNameRockBand wrote:
Gamester wrote:
NoNameRockBand wrote:
Strapples wrote:
Dylan14 wrote:
Granted but now you have to live in Buffalo,NY all the time.
I wish that I had my own space vessel to fly to the International Space Station.
I wish that I had my own space vessel to fly to the International Space Station.
Granted! but there is an air leak and you die!
i wish to own Invacare corporation
Granted, but you become an egocentric corporate jerk.
I wish that I wasn't so naive.
Granted, but people find it harder to be nice to you because you've become more self centered.
I wish that I get a nice big gift card, like 500 dollar gift card to someplace........like Borders, Ikea(yes, I like Ikea, it has good food) Walgreens, Walmart, Barnes and Nobel, Amazon...........I dunno.
Granted, but everything cost so much that the 500 isn't really worth much.
I wish for peace in the Middle East.
Granted! but the united states and canada and north america go to war
I wish i could get hugged by a sweaty sticky warm sumo wrestler who has arms so huge they wrap me up head to toe
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19 Dec 2007, 12:13 am
Strapples
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19 Dec 2007, 12:50 am
Kaze wrote:
Granted, but he smelled absolutely awful, and you can't get the smell out of your nose. Not to mention how many cracked ribs he gave you.
I wish I had an effective world-domination plan
I wish I had an effective world-domination plan
Granted! But it fails because I emailed it to INTERPOL
I wish to be hugged extremely tightly by a sweaty sticky warm female sumo wrestler with arms so big they go from head to toe and never be let go for the rest of my life
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19 Dec 2007, 12:52 am
Strapples
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19 Dec 2007, 1:01 am
RandomGuy wrote:
You do, and you manage to take over the world, but the aliens in the next star system over don't like the idea of a united Earth, so they come and blow you up.
I wish I could fly, turn invisible, and walk through walls.
I wish I could fly, turn invisible, and walk through walls.
GRANTED! But you can never become visible again.
I wish to be hugged extremely tightly by a female sumo wrestler who has arms that are so huge they go from my head to toes and are sweaty sticky and warm and squishy. And never be let go.
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19 Dec 2007, 2:01 am
Strapples wrote:
RandomGuy wrote:
You do, and you manage to take over the world, but the aliens in the next star system over don't like the idea of a united Earth, so they come and blow you up.
I wish I could fly, turn invisible, and walk through walls.
I wish I could fly, turn invisible, and walk through walls.
GRANTED! But you can never become visible again.
I wish to be hugged extremely tightly by a female sumo wrestler who has arms that are so huge they go from my head to toes and are sweaty sticky and warm and squishy. And never be let go.
Granted. No repurcussions.
I wish...................mmmm.........(and serious wish, so no repurcusions just this once? PLEASE?
) For everyone to remember the true spirit of chirstmas this year, as we all sit down to enjoy it with family wherever we are, that we remember why it was started.
Strapples
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19 Dec 2007, 2:02 am
Gamester wrote:
Strapples wrote:
RandomGuy wrote:
You do, and you manage to take over the world, but the aliens in the next star system over don't like the idea of a united Earth, so they come and blow you up.
I wish I could fly, turn invisible, and walk through walls.
I wish I could fly, turn invisible, and walk through walls.
GRANTED! But you can never become visible again.
I wish to be hugged extremely tightly by a female sumo wrestler who has arms that are so huge they go from my head to toes and are sweaty sticky and warm and squishy. And never be let go.
Granted. No repurcussions.
I wish...................mmmm.........(and serious wish, so no repurcusions just this once? PLEASE?
) For everyone to remember the true spirit of chirstmas this year, as we all sit down to enjoy it with family wherever we are, that we remember why it was started.Granted! but the rapture happens the next day and everyone dies in a firey explosion!! !
I wish to be hugged extremely tightly by a female sumo wrestler who has arms that are so huge they go from my head to toes and are sweaty sticky and warm and squishy. And never be let go. and then me and her be totally mummy wrapped in a giant soft silky blood pressure cuff!
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19 Dec 2007, 2:33 am
Strapples wrote:
Gamester wrote:
Strapples wrote:
RandomGuy wrote:
You do, and you manage to take over the world, but the aliens in the next star system over don't like the idea of a united Earth, so they come and blow you up.
I wish I could fly, turn invisible, and walk through walls.
I wish I could fly, turn invisible, and walk through walls.
GRANTED! But you can never become visible again.
I wish to be hugged extremely tightly by a female sumo wrestler who has arms that are so huge they go from my head to toes and are sweaty sticky and warm and squishy. And never be let go.
Granted. No repurcussions.
I wish...................mmmm.........(and serious wish, so no repurcusions just this once? PLEASE?
) For everyone to remember the true spirit of chirstmas this year, as we all sit down to enjoy it with family wherever we are, that we remember why it was started.Granted! but the rapture happens the next day and everyone dies in a firey explosion!! !
I wish to be hugged extremely tightly by a female sumo wrestler who has arms that are so huge they go from my head to toes and are sweaty sticky and warm and squishy. And never be let go. and then me and her be totally mummy wrapped in a giant soft silky blood pressure cuff!
I said no Repurcussions Strapples, and I meant no repurcussions, and don't try and say that the rapture isn't a repurcussion, that's a loophol.e
