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06 May 2011, 2:31 pm

Granted but it turns into a giant mutant which eats you alive.

I wish for a perpetual day with no end.



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06 May 2011, 2:32 pm

Granted but at halloween it turns into a princess and eats you.

I wish for a pet mouse.



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06 May 2011, 2:32 pm

Granted. It is a giant killer mouse.

I wish I had some breakfast.


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06 May 2011, 2:33 pm

Granted you get a pet mouse that nibbles your toes without end.

I wish someone would take away my pink elephant it is eating everything in the fridge.


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06 May 2011, 2:33 pm

Granted. It is now blue elephant.

I wish I had some breakfast.


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06 May 2011, 2:36 pm

Granted, but you've only got cat biscuits in the house.

I wish for a boomerang.


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06 May 2011, 2:39 pm

Granted. It hits you repeatedly.

I wish I had some eggs.


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06 May 2011, 2:41 pm

Granted, you have a dozen pterodactyl eggs.

I wish for a new pencil. (What could possibly go wrong with that!)


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06 May 2011, 2:55 pm

Granted but you are not allowed a pencil sharpener.

I wish for a new monkey.



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06 May 2011, 2:55 pm

Granted. The following happened when you wanted a new pencil:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KX3OriDpgg&feature=related[/youtube]

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06 May 2011, 2:59 pm

Granted but you are the chinchilla.

I wish I could remember who I used to be.



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06 May 2011, 3:08 pm

Granted, you are an American secret agent and specialist assassin who is now being targeted by the CIA.

I wish for a banana milkshake.


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06 May 2011, 3:12 pm

(cool)

Granted but you have to persuade the cow to eat the bananas

I wish I was called Dave



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06 May 2011, 3:15 pm

Granted, Dave. However with you just having one name and no surname you are unable to have a driving licence, passport or even your existence acknowledged. You are person-non-grata.

I wish for a cup of tea.


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06 May 2011, 3:18 pm

Granted but it is herbal tea made from deadly nightshade.

I wish for the moon.



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06 May 2011, 3:24 pm

Granted. Image

I wish for a million dollars.


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