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Should we try to go back to things the riffraff would classify as a question then?

Ok - how would you describe riffraff?

The general populace?

But the 'general populace' are not generally on Wrong Planet?

Yeah, because we're more awesome then the average Joe, right?

Who could deny that?

What do you two think you doing, subverting the spirit of the thread by deciding that anything with a question mark counts as a question? Don't you realize that that destroys the whole substance of this thread? Don't you see that that flies in the face of everything this thread stands for? How are you not ashamed of yourselves??? Why can't I even take a 3 hour break to watch my team manage to lose an easy game without you two trying to mess everything up??

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And where is the soapbox emoticon when I need it???

You ok Canaspie? Are you a little upset there? Leafs not do so well?
Didn't you know even I got a goal last week? Maybe they would do better if I played for them?

Is that enough grammatically correct questions?

How should I tell you that certainly that is enough grammatically correct questions? And how do I confirm your suspicion that the team was terrible tonight in the form of a question?

Can you tell me more about your hockey playing abilities? Specifically, can you play defense as well as score?

How do I phrase this one as a question in order to satisfy Canaspie's grammatical requirements?

Maybe - why do they put me in right wing when I prefer defence, especially as I do not score that many goals?
Perhaps because I cannot skate backwards as fast as they would wish for a defender? Or maybe because I am not intimidating looking enough (being a mostly male league)?
But did they not see how good my stats were the year I played D?
Why did those big guys not just all rush past me?
Was it my scary Aspie death stare again ?

Oh, are you willing to drop the gloves and fight, seeing as how for no apparent reason that seems to be a requirement for anybody who joins the team this year?

Is that not why they say about me "and though she be but little, she is fierce"?

And is it not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of fight in dog?

And have I not already got a scar on my chin and broken ribs from hockey?

Are you enjoying yourselves?

Canaspie, don't you think you and Moomingirl should both be on the team to show them how to play properly?


Do the players have sufficient motivation?

Perhaps the players need to turn over new leaves?

How are you this morning/ evening/ insert appropriate time Envirozentinel?

Are you an experienced hockey manager?
Do you think together we can get the Leafs to win?

How do I answer that it is 6.15 am here without it being a statement?

Don't you think the Leafs would do better under my management, even though I know next to nothing about the game?

How about letting a few angry Rottweilers loose on the field to motivate them?

Or, even better, sponsoring each goal by offering a prize for each one scored?

Umm, I think you may need to learn a little bit more before you become manager, if you think the Leafs play hockey on a field?